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"I'm Not A Reptile" - New Zealand Prime Minster John Key Publicly Denies That He Is A Lizard Person
3 News NZ ^
| Wednesday 12 Feb 2014
| Dave Williams
Posted on 02/15/2014 6:46:41 PM PST by DogByte6RER
John Key: 'I'm not a reptile'
He's been to a doctor and a vet just to make sure, but Prime Minister John Key is adamant he's not a shapeshifting reptilian alien.
Mr Key was unusually forced to deny any previously non-declared extraterrestrial connections to reporters after an Auckland man put in an Official Information Act (OIA) request asking for proof he might be one.
"To the best of my knowledge, no. Having been asked that question directly, I've taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I'm not a reptile," a smiling Mr Key said today.
"So I'm certainly not a reptile. I've never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue's not overly long either."
Last month, Auckland man Shane Warbrooke put in an OIA request to the prime minister's office, asking for "any evidence to disprove the theory that Mr John Key is in fact a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement".
David Icke is a British author who believes many world leaders are actually part of a plot to enslave the human race, driven by reptilian shapeshifting aliens.
Mr Key's chief of staff Wayne Eagleson replied to Mr Warbrooke, saying that the OIA request was declined under a section of the act because "the document alleged to contain the information requested does not exist or cannot be found".
(Excerpt) Read more at 3news.co.nz ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Local News; Miscellaneous; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: auckland; coldblooded; gorn; johnkey; kiwis; lizard; lizoids; mothership; napl; newzealand; plausibledenial; primeminister; reptile; reptilians; shapeshifter; spacealien; ufo; weird
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NZ Prime Minster John Key posews with (former) US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton
"Phhheww!! That's one nasty pic!"
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posted on
02/15/2014 6:47:24 PM PST
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
The seriousness of the charge requires a full investigation. ..
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posted on
02/15/2014 6:48:42 PM PST
by
DesertRhino
(I was standing with a rifle, waiting for soviet paratroopers, but communists just ran for office.)
To: DogByte6RER
Shane Warbrooke needs to quit huffing chemtrail dust.
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posted on
02/15/2014 6:49:02 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: DogByte6RER
I still see a reptile in that picture.
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posted on
02/15/2014 6:49:14 PM PST
by
UCANSEE2
(I forgot what my tagline was supposed to say)
To: UCANSEE2
Heh ... they're everywhere, but hidden. This one was discovered in an Apollo 11 image (snark)
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posted on
02/15/2014 6:52:06 PM PST
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
David Ickes is loony and arrogant.
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posted on
02/15/2014 6:52:41 PM PST
by
DLfromthedesert
(She accomplished nothing: should have stayed at home and baked cookies)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
02/15/2014 6:52:58 PM PST
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: UCANSEE2
I still see a reptile in that picture.Yeah - the one on the right!
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posted on
02/15/2014 6:53:18 PM PST
by
Ken522
To: DogByte6RER
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posted on
02/15/2014 6:54:33 PM PST
by
Redcloak
(Was that the primary buffer panel?)
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To: DogByte6RER
If he jokes about reptilians...perhaps he is one...
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posted on
02/15/2014 6:56:37 PM PST
by
RoosterRedux
(The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing -- Socrates)
To: DogByte6RER; shaggy eel; DieHard the Hunter
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posted on
02/15/2014 6:58:19 PM PST
by
null and void
(<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
To: DesertRhino
Ma, Ma ... Where is Pa? He went to the PM's mansion, ha, ha, ha!
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posted on
02/15/2014 6:59:32 PM PST
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER
He is “Gorn” to be remembered for this.
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posted on
02/15/2014 7:06:35 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
To: UCANSEE2
"We members of the Gorn Empire wish you humans would stop this practice of associating your former Ambassador Clinton as somehow being a member of the lizard family. We take deep offense to this. She in no way resembles our species."
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posted on
02/15/2014 7:06:50 PM PST
by
COBOL2Java
(I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
To: Redcloak
and here i always thought this was the Lizard King...
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posted on
02/15/2014 7:14:18 PM PST
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
To: DogByte6RER
To: DogByte6RER
What does he look like if you are wearing sunglasses?
To: COBOL2Java
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posted on
02/15/2014 7:18:23 PM PST
by
UCANSEE2
(I forgot what my tagline was supposed to say)
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