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"I'm Not A Reptile" - New Zealand Prime Minster John Key Publicly Denies That He Is A Lizard Person
3 News NZ ^ | Wednesday 12 Feb 2014 | Dave Williams

Posted on 02/15/2014 6:46:41 PM PST by DogByte6RER

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John Key: 'I'm not a reptile'

He's been to a doctor and a vet just to make sure, but Prime Minister John Key is adamant he's not a shapeshifting reptilian alien.

Mr Key was unusually forced to deny any previously non-declared extraterrestrial connections to reporters after an Auckland man put in an Official Information Act (OIA) request asking for proof he might be one.

"To the best of my knowledge, no. Having been asked that question directly, I've taken the unusual step of not only seeing a doctor but a vet, and both have confirmed I'm not a reptile," a smiling Mr Key said today.

"So I'm certainly not a reptile. I've never been in a spaceship, never been in outer space, and my tongue's not overly long either."

Last month, Auckland man Shane Warbrooke put in an OIA request to the prime minister's office, asking for "any evidence to disprove the theory that Mr John Key is in fact a David Icke style shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement".

David Icke is a British author who believes many world leaders are actually part of a plot to enslave the human race, driven by reptilian shapeshifting aliens.

Mr Key's chief of staff Wayne Eagleson replied to Mr Warbrooke, saying that the OIA request was declined under a section of the act because "the document alleged to contain the information requested does not exist or cannot be found".

(Excerpt) Read more at 3news.co.nz ...


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Local News; Miscellaneous; UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: auckland; coldblooded; gorn; johnkey; kiwis; lizard; lizoids; mothership; napl; newzealand; plausibledenial; primeminister; reptile; reptilians; shapeshifter; spacealien; ufo; weird
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To: DogByte6RER

They all say that


21 posted on 02/15/2014 7:19:46 PM PST by woofie
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22 posted on 02/15/2014 7:23:21 PM PST by matt1234 (Hitler blamed the Jews. Obama blames the Tea Party.)
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To: DogByte6RER

Oh the interwebz..


23 posted on 02/15/2014 7:23:37 PM PST by JSDude1 (Defeat Hagan, elect a Constutional Conservative: Dr. Greg Brannon!)
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To: Chode
I am witchoo. That was my first thought..."I am the Lizard King...I can do anything."

Well...actually, Diana from 'V' was my first thought...


24 posted on 02/15/2014 7:25:48 PM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts ("The further a society drifts from truth the more it will hate those who speak it." - George Orwell)
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To: DogByte6RER
Here's a couple of lizard people....

...engaged in the pre-mating rituals.....

25 posted on 02/15/2014 7:27:47 PM PST by spokeshave (OMG.......Schadenfreude overload is not covered under Obamacare :-()
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To: DogByte6RER

SCTVThe Tim Ishimuni Show

26 posted on 02/15/2014 7:28:02 PM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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To: DogByte6RER

The Clinton White House

“What’s on the schedule for Mrs. Clinton today?”

“A photo shoot.”

“Make sure she doesn’t have a mouse tail hanging out of her mouth this time.”


27 posted on 02/15/2014 7:28:19 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Vince Ferrer
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28 posted on 02/15/2014 7:30:49 PM PST by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: DogByte6RER

nicely played


29 posted on 02/15/2014 7:38:29 PM PST by Nifster
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts
OH yeah... or


30 posted on 02/15/2014 7:39:27 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: DogByte6RER
So they've confirmed he's not a lizard. But what if he's actually crab people?!!


31 posted on 02/15/2014 7:39:45 PM PST by Svartalfiar
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To: DogByte6RER

Well, that settles it, then.


32 posted on 02/15/2014 7:41:27 PM PST by SolidRedState (I used to think bizarro world was a fiction.)
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To: woofie
They all say that

You said it it...Everyone knows that denying one's reptilian nature is the surest sign of guilt. The ONLY way to test for this is to bisect the specimen from head to crotch. If each side grows back then you know you have a reptile.

33 posted on 02/15/2014 7:43:37 PM PST by BRK
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World leaders are evil reptilian shapeshifting aliens?

“Not as many as you’d think.”

34 posted on 02/15/2014 7:46:04 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: blueunicorn6

Hillary Clinton with Reptilian Eyes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ve-IiOM9mM


35 posted on 02/15/2014 7:55:40 PM PST by Red Steel
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36 posted on 02/15/2014 8:05:12 PM PST by RedMDer (Happy with this, America? Make your voices heard. 2014 is just around the corner. ~ Sarah Palin)
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To: DogByte6RER

At first I was going to ask “what kind of wacko would make such an accusation “, but then I saw his picture with Hillary.


37 posted on 02/15/2014 8:24:37 PM PST by freedomfiter2 (Brutal acts of commission and yawning acts of omission both strengthen the hand of the devil.)
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To: DogByte6RER

That’s just what a reptile would say.


38 posted on 02/15/2014 9:12:42 PM PST by eclecticEel ("The petty man forsakes what lies within his power and longs for what lies with Heaven." - Xunzi)
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"We're so proud of you, son."



39 posted on 02/15/2014 9:25:03 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I would like to officially state that I am not a reptoid, rabbitoid, or other alien and or genetically modified creature bent of subjugating mankind for my fiendish whimsy.
Honest.
That is all.


40 posted on 02/15/2014 9:30:41 PM PST by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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