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Can of fermented fish, stuck in roof eave, is raising a cabin's roof
upi ^ | Feb. 10, 2014

Posted on 02/11/2014 5:42:30 AM PST by JoeProBono

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To: Ruy Dias de Bivar
M*A*S*H Episode

Frank’s paranoia rages on as he checks the Swamp for booby traps. However, his suspicions may be confirmed when he sees two locals burying a large container just outside camp limits. Franks rounds up some enlisted men as a makeshift bomb squad and searches out the buried container. Fearing a powerful explosive, the container turns out to be a kimchi pot, one of millions buried all over Korea.

21 posted on 02/11/2014 8:01:01 AM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: JoeProBono
"fermented herring expert Ruben Madsen of Sweden's Surstomming Academy"

I just added him to my LinkedIn.

22 posted on 02/11/2014 12:52:02 PM PST by Scoutmaster (I'd rather be at Philmont)
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Clownen Ruben Madsen

Born Friday 13 February 1948. Father (Norwegian) Priest in Methodist church and Mother (Swedish) Professional Mother always present when needed and still are.

Ruben is married, has 4 grown up children (3s, 1d), 3 grandchildren, 2 brothers, 1 sister.

Started as a professional clown 22/2 1972. Awarded with State cultural price 1978. Clown of honour at USSR State Circus School in Moscow 1982.

He has toured in all Scandinavia and Nordic Countries including • 2 times in Faeroe Island, • 7 times in Iceland [photo] and • 6 times in Greenland [photo]; visiting 47 places giving 94 performances touring with dog sledges, helicopters and boats. [The film: "Like a Fly] • Also (several times), toured in USA, England, Scotland, Holland, Poland and Soviet Union (Russia, Georgia, Yalta, Siberia, Baltic States).

He is the only western circus performer / Clown that worked in a USSR Circus production, touring in Soviet Union periodically during years 1988 - 1993. [photo]

Clownen Ruben has also participated in classical drama festivals like;

• Reykjavik Arts Festival, [•] • Festspelen in Bergen Norway, [•] • Jelenia Gora Festival Poland, • Stockholm Water Festival Sweden • and many more.

For several years Clownen Ruben works as a consultant for several companies like; Ericsson, Hewlett Packard, Scandinavian Cellulosa AB (SCA), state, province and regional administrations. More. Titled: "Company philosopher".

He builds company cultures and upgrades systems for employees; Motivation, participation, quality, communication and more.

Ruben lives on Ulvön. A tiny little secluded island (5m–1m) in North Sweden where, during summer, he runs the prestigious Anrika Café Måsen (Café Seagull).

He also produces "Surströmming" (fermented herring) which is a sybarite and very special north Swedish delicacy.

Ruben holds the title "Preses" as President of SurströmmingsAkademien. [Fermented Herring Academy]

His idea of life quality is; Working maximum 4-5 month a year. Rest of time reduce costs by; Fishing, hunting, picking mushrooms and berries. Cut wood for heating. Cook, eat and drink well. Visit friends. Climb mountains [hobby] and participate in emotional / cultural / philosophical activities. Ruben is very, very much in love in his wife Agnetha

http://www.inconcert.se/gallery/clownen.ruben.madsen.htm


23 posted on 02/11/2014 1:21:00 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: JoeProBono

Best opened under water.


24 posted on 02/11/2014 1:29:18 PM PST by OldNewYork
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To: JoeProBono

Interesting. He left his role as “Company Philosopher” off his LinkedIn bio.


25 posted on 02/11/2014 2:23:38 PM PST by Scoutmaster (I'd rather be at Philmont)
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To: JoeProBono; bgill; Fantasywriter

Seems the glass is half full of snaps, Akvavit???

You can only tolerate it that way and supply yourself with beer as well as a chaser. The first and ONLY time I was introduced to this “specialty” of raw “food” I threw up even flushing it down with snaps/beers.

May I then please have some gravad laks, or smoke Salmon instead.


26 posted on 04/05/2014 8:34:48 PM PDT by danamco (-)
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To: danamco; bgill

I think the word you are looking for is Schnapps. As for the rest, LOL! You make the whole surstromming ‘experience’ come vividly to life. Thanks for the insight. (And just think how strong that fish had to be, to actually raise the roof. The best comment on the whole thread was, ‘how drunk did the man have to be to think under the eaves was the best place to store surstromming’.)


27 posted on 04/05/2014 8:47:39 PM PDT by Fantasywriter (Any attempt to do forensic work using Internet artifacts is fraught with pitfalls. JoeProbono)
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To: JoeProBono
My Norwegian father in-law tried to scare me away when I was calling on his daughter by frying cow kidney in one instance, then inviting me to eat it with him.
I did.
Then the next time it was pickled herring and chocolate with coffee and donuts.
He gave up finally, because I kept showing up.
I found out later on that his cooking was way better than his wife..... after I married his daughter.
He should have had her cook breakfast back in the dating period.
I would have ran like the wind.
28 posted on 04/05/2014 8:55:38 PM PDT by right way right (America has embraced the suck of Freedumb.)
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To: JoeProBono

#10
That is my father inlaw, just add a beard.


29 posted on 04/05/2014 9:02:39 PM PDT by right way right (America has embraced the suck of Freedumb.)
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To: Fantasywriter

They need to put a couple open cans in the “Black House to chase out this whole criminal administration!!!


30 posted on 04/06/2014 1:24:16 PM PDT by danamco (-)
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To: danamco

Lol. The thought did occur to me, when I saw the man carrying the can with special equipment, while wearing a gas mask, that surstromming could be weaponized. Allow the cans to ferment to the point of near-explosion. Then lob a few hundred of them into the enemy camp. The opposing forces will be temporarily incapacitated by nausea/vomiting, allowing the attackers to sweep in and clean up unopposed.


31 posted on 04/06/2014 7:01:46 PM PDT by Fantasywriter (Any attempt to do forensic work using Internet artifacts is fraught with pitfalls. JoeProbono)
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