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Woman has toe bitten off at Boston party
Boston Globe ^ | January 2, 2014

Posted on 01/02/2014 1:44:46 PM PST by ConservativeStatement

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To: ConservativeStatement

Toes might be the safest place to bite a Boston lesbian. (if you have to)


41 posted on 01/02/2014 2:52:26 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: TADSLOS

Conservatives: Boston TEA party

Liberals: Boston TOE party.

I tell ya at a conservative party guys hit on other guys’ girlfriends. Not other gals.


42 posted on 01/02/2014 3:04:21 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: RichInOC

“My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
He always likes to roam
My pal’s name is Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
I never find him home

I go to his house
Knock at his door
People come out and say
Foot Foot don’t live here no more

My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Always likes to roam
My pal Foot Foot (Foot Foot)
Now he has no home

Where will Foot Foot go
What will Foot Foot do
Oh, Foot Foot
I wish I could find you

I’ve looked here, I’ve looked there
I’ve looked everywhere
Oh, Foot Foot
Why can’t I find you?

Foot Foot, where can you be?
Foot Foot, why won’t you answer me?
Foot Foot, Oh Foot Foot
Wherever you are
I want you to come home with me

I don’t have time to roam
I have things to do
I have to go home
Oh, Foot Foot, where are you?

If Foot Foot didn’t like to roam so well
He would still have a place to dwell
Foot Foot, please answer me
I know where you are
You’re behind that tree

Foot Foot, please come to me
Foot Foot, now that you’re here
Won’t you come home
Foot Foot, promise me this
That you will never again roam”

—The Shaggs

can you hum a few lines- I forgot the melody


43 posted on 01/02/2014 3:07:39 PM PST by paythefiddler (redefeat communism)
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Well she won't be able to play this game anymore...

This little piggy

44 posted on 01/02/2014 3:10:01 PM PST by QT3.14 (Anagram: PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA = An Arab Backed Imposter)
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To: lee martell

I have never been that mad or that drunk to bite somebody’s toe off....Me neither, but an ear in Saigon and one more in Hong Kong. Tastes like shiite.


45 posted on 01/02/2014 3:37:59 PM PST by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

So, what happened to the toe?


46 posted on 01/02/2014 3:41:14 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ConservativeStatement
I first assumed that the toe was bit off by a rat. Boston has a huge number of rats and a more brazen group of rodents are to be found nowhere.

The offender, as well as the victim, where certainly both democRATS, but I really assumed it was the real four legged type

47 posted on 01/02/2014 4:02:07 PM PST by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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"...Woman has toe bitten off at Boston party..."

Was it him?

48 posted on 01/02/2014 5:17:42 PM PST by rlmorel ("A nation, despicable by its weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Probably had her teeth near the carpet and a toe got in the way...:)


49 posted on 01/02/2014 5:19:25 PM PST by rlmorel ("A nation, despicable by its weakness, forfeits even the privilege of being neutral." A. Hamilton)
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To: ConservativeStatement; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
Directly to you from the scene of the tragedy:


50 posted on 01/02/2014 5:20:22 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I live a boring life.


51 posted on 01/02/2014 6:05:58 PM PST by Gamecock (Celebrating 20,000 posts of dubious quality.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

An entire thread about a liberal pinky toe?


52 posted on 01/02/2014 6:10:30 PM PST by APatientMan (Pick a side)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Good old Dorchester-—where you’ll often read about shootings at Christenings.

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53 posted on 01/02/2014 6:12:30 PM PST by Mears
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To: paythefiddler

http://youtu.be/XR9d4ESlpHY


54 posted on 01/02/2014 6:39:50 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: ConservativeStatement

As long as you’re gay, it’s OK

ok


55 posted on 01/03/2014 11:18:20 AM PST by Tuketu (The Dim Platform is splinters bound by crazy glue., The Tea Party is the solvent)
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To: lee martell; Revolting cat!; Daffynition
JERRY: She got the promotion?

ELAINE (standing in the doorway): Yep.

JERRY: Why?

ELAINE: I'll tell ya why. Because of her pinky toe, that's why. Because Lippman felt so sorry for her, he didn't want to hurt her feelings.

JERRY: Too bad.

ELAINE: Sure, the pinky toe is cute! But, I mean, what is it? It's useless! It does nothing. It's got that little nail that is just impossible to cut. What do we need it for?

JERRY: Because Elaine, that's the one that goes 'wee-wee-wee all the home.'

ELAINE: Why don't you just shut the f-

KRAMER (from his doorway): Hey Elaine, did you hear the good news? Toby got promoted!

ELAINE: Yes, I heard, Kramer - I work there, remember??

KRAMER: Yeah, and you know what she told me? She said her first order of business is to put my coffee table book into the bookstores as soon as possible.

ELAINE: Oh, wonderful!

KRAMER: You know, throughout this whole thing, she always kept a smile on her face.

ELAINE: Oh, of course! She's deranged.

< /SEINFELD
56 posted on 01/04/2014 7:09:32 AM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: a fool in paradise

I didn’t watch much TV went his show was on, but it really struck a chord with millions, and it continues to catch those moments to this day.


57 posted on 01/04/2014 2:21:46 PM PST by lee martell
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To: ConservativeStatement

Did they call a tow truck for help?


58 posted on 01/04/2014 2:27:23 PM PST by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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