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WTF Manner of Bizarre, Cockamamie Contrivance is This "Climate Negotiator"[sic] Thing?!!?

Posted on 11/11/2013 12:07:55 PM PST by lbryce

I was perusing through the news and saw many articles on the horrific destruction the storm in the Philippines had wrought. As I reading through the stories at Google, yahoo News, the term 'Climate Negotiator' kept on appearing in article after article. Well, I had no idea what a Climate Negotiator is, does. I mean, trying to negotiate with the climate seems a sissyphean task if not the most mentally stable thing to attempt.

I tried searching Google, Yahoo for some precise meaning, job description for a Climate Negotiator but information was far and few between.

It seems it is a position somehow related to climate change (formerly known as Global Warming, and before that known as 'Descent Into Hell' but which forced a change as it was co-opted as title of a book on the first two years of the Obama Administration)originally entitled Gore's Wet Hot and Humid Dream.

Anyway, this bizarre scenario in which Climate Negotiators are suddenly everywhere, and going berserk over the weather to hit the Philippines, where one Climate Negotiator has vowed to fast in response to the storm, is something that was just revealed to me but don't think I'm ever going to fathom what the heck they do.

I have absolutely no idea how a Climate Negotiator gets to negotiate and even worse with whom it is he does the negotiating with.

Philippines Climate Negotiator Issued Tearful Plea Last Year: 'No More Excuses'

Last year at a global climate summit in Doha, Qatar, a Filipino climate negotiator broke down in tears halfway through his prepared remarks and gave a stern warning to his fellow delegates.

Philippines Negotiator to Fast for Climate progress

A climate negotiator from the Philippines pledged Monday to fast at UN talks in Warsaw until progress is made towards fighting the climate change he blames for the typhoon that ravaged his country

'Stop This Climate Crisis Madness' - Rappler.com

Climate nNgotiator Laments Pollution

China's top negotiator at international climate talks says air pollution is harming China's citizens.

China's top negotiator at international climate talks said on Tuesday that air pollution in his own country -- the world's biggest carbon emitter -- is harming its citizens. "China indeed is suffering from severe air pollution," said Xie Zhenhua, vice chairman of the National Development and Reform Commission, the top economic planning body. Xie, speaking to reporters before global climate talks ... said on Tuesday that air pollution in his own country -- the world's biggest carbon emitter -- is harming its citizens.

WATCH: This Filipino Climate Negotiator Warned Us Last Year and ...

We have never had a typhoon like Bopha, which has wreaked havoc in a part of the country that has never seen a storm like this ...

US Climate Negotiator Sees Path to New Global Agreement

The chief U.S. climate negotiator is proposing the main pillars of a new world agreement to control greenhouse gases (GHGs) ...

UN Climate Deal Must Be “Tailored” to Fit USA and China

Former lead climate negotiator for the Netherlands Maas Groote told news website Responding to Climate Change: “… without [the US and ...

UN News Centre Negotiators Told ‘the World is Ready’ for Climate Change Deal, as UN Conference Opens in Warsaw

UN Climate Negotiators Debate 2050 Carbon Target


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1 posted on 11/11/2013 12:07:55 PM PST by lbryce
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To: lbryce
Those are the national community organizers that target Corps and America for payoffs.
Similar to Obama's education as a LOOSER!

I would suspect that if the Governments were not being paid off that those people would disappear.
But since Green shakedowns are all the Rage, they are embraced by everyone on the dole.

2 posted on 11/11/2013 12:12:05 PM PST by MaxMax (Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
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To: lbryce
Hurricaine Camille was just as strong and it hit the US Gulf states in 1969. The two more powerful hurricaines to hit the USA were in 1939 and 1962 (see the Camille link above).
3 posted on 11/11/2013 12:16:51 PM PST by Zuben Elgenubi
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To: MaxMax
Climate Negotiator

Sounds suspiciously like the ubiquitous 'Florida Man' we continually read about in the headlines.

"Florida Man Dies While Mud-Wrestling Alligator"

"Florida Man Sets Own Trailer on Fire While Trying to Kill a Spider"

You get the idea...

4 posted on 11/11/2013 12:18:33 PM PST by Quality_Not_Quantity (Liars use facts when the truth doesn't suit their purposes.)
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To: lbryce
Actually, I'm a climate negotiator. Send me a cashier's check for $5,000. I'll do my best to improve your local weather.

Eh? What? You say you're suspicious? Let's be realistic, okay? My record of accomplishments as a climate negotiator is far superior to President You Didn't Build That's.

5 posted on 11/11/2013 12:23:58 PM PST by Standing Wolf (No tyrant should ever be allowed to die of natural causes.)
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To: lbryce
This planet does not have a fever, it has mental health issues.

This has been one of the weakest Hurricane seasons in US history.

Atlantic Hurricane Season Quietest in 45 Years

Also the Hurricane season strength overall with Pacific and Atlantic combined is about average.

6 posted on 11/11/2013 12:25:11 PM PST by justa-hairyape (The user name is sarcastic. Although at times it may not appear that way.)
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To: Quality_Not_Quantity

ManBearPig.


7 posted on 11/11/2013 12:25:15 PM PST by rfp1234 (Impeach We Much!)
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To: lbryce
WTF Manner of Bizarre, Cockamamie Contrivance is This "Climate Negotiator"[sic] Thing?!!?

He's the guy who gets $500 million from the government to stand on the beach and try to reason with hurricanes before they make landfall. :)

8 posted on 11/11/2013 12:27:03 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves (CTRL-GALT-DELETE)
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To: Mr. Jeeves

Sounds like Burt Lancaster in The Rainmaker.


9 posted on 11/11/2013 12:30:51 PM PST by sportutegrl
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To: lbryce

10 posted on 11/11/2013 12:33:33 PM PST by dblshot (I am John Galt.)
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To: lbryce

“In the name of soetoro, I command thee....”


11 posted on 11/11/2013 12:37:30 PM PST by onedoug
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To: lbryce

One way that Pinkos get away with their frauds (like AGW) is they take advantage of young people’s limited world experience and old people’s bad memories.

When this PI disaster “Worst ever” coverage started, the first thing I thought of was this: 1970 Bhola cyclone http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1970_Bhola_cyclone


12 posted on 11/11/2013 12:41:12 PM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: MaxMax

What does he loosen?


13 posted on 11/11/2013 1:13:27 PM PST by SoothingDave
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To: lbryce

China’s problem with pollution has nothing to do with CO2.


14 posted on 11/11/2013 1:25:50 PM PST by chopperman
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To: dblshot
Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

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15 posted on 11/11/2013 1:46:18 PM PST by lbryce (Obama:The Worst is Yet To Come)
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To: lbryce; Revolting cat!
"I've got an Orgone Acculutor..."


16 posted on 11/11/2013 1:54:28 PM PST by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: a fool in paradise

17 posted on 11/11/2013 1:57:16 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: lbryce

Get out your Newspeak Dictionary!


18 posted on 11/11/2013 1:59:26 PM PST by JimRed (Excise the cancer before it kills us; feed & water the Tree of Liberty! TERM LIMITS NOW & FOREVER!)
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To: a fool in paradise
I'm sorry to see how your Orgone Accumulator is so way behind the times. I've got me one of them newfangled Orgone Accumulators that gets each and every Orgone accumulated in half the time.

Can't say the same for what seems circa 72 BC for your Accumulator.
A modern-day "orgone accumulator," composed of epoxy
resin and metal shavings. There is probably a quartz
crystal in the middle as well.

19 posted on 11/11/2013 2:19:35 PM PST by lbryce (Obama:The Worst is Yet To Come)
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To: JimRed
Well, You hadn't specified which flavor
of Newspeak you prefer.

20 posted on 11/11/2013 2:26:36 PM PST by lbryce (Obama:The Worst is Yet To Come)
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To: lbryce
I have but ONE negotiator. . .

The Negotiator

21 posted on 11/11/2013 2:27:21 PM PST by Salgak (http://catalogoftehburningstoopid.blogspot.com 100% all-natural snark !)
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To: Salgak
If you mean having negotiated the Klingon/Romulan rights to T.J. Hooker reruns, I'm with ya.
22 posted on 11/11/2013 2:38:22 PM PST by lbryce (Obama:The Worst is Yet To Come)
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23 posted on 11/22/2013 6:57:54 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Salgak

Post¡¡¡ O’ duh Day!!!


24 posted on 11/22/2013 6:59:45 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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