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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE SCANDAL? (Vanity)

Posted on 11/03/2013 11:13:38 AM PST by Vaquero

Subject: What scandal?

Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?

Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"

Bob: "No, the other one."........


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Subject: What scandal?

Bob: "Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?

Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun running?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean SEAL Team 6?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean voter fraud?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean that 3 or 4 of Obama's GAY friends were mysteriously MURDERED

when they came forward with claims he was gay too?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the drones in our own country without the benefit of the

law?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared

bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?"

Bob: "No the other one:.

Jim: "The IRS targeting conservatives?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The DOJ spying on the press?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared

bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal

immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in

order to bypass Congress?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit

a budget no later than the first Monday in February?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties

voted 100% for Obama?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to

circumvent the Senate's advise-and-consent role?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General

investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million

low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers

and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in

American history?

Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE"

1 posted on 11/03/2013 11:13:38 AM PST by Vaquero
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To: Vaquero

Actually not so much a vanity as an email a friend sent me.


2 posted on 11/03/2013 11:14:33 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Vaquero

3 posted on 11/03/2013 11:15:37 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Vaquero

SCANDLE?

Apparently it involves spelling.


4 posted on 11/03/2013 11:16:59 AM PST by vladimir998
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To: Revolting cat!

I can’t handal any more scandles.


5 posted on 11/03/2013 11:17:09 AM PST by fhayek
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To: fhayek

6 posted on 11/03/2013 11:18:12 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Vaquero; All
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7 posted on 11/03/2013 11:18:40 AM PST by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: vladimir998

Copied a friends email and took it for “granite” that the spelling was right. Of course it is much harder to post from this iPhone than my laptop.


8 posted on 11/03/2013 11:19:49 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Vaquero

9 posted on 11/03/2013 11:20:23 AM PST by SamAdams76
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To: Vaquero; a fool in paradise
What other scandles is he Haydn?


10 posted on 11/03/2013 11:23:55 AM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Vaquero

Great list!


11 posted on 11/03/2013 11:25:31 AM PST by tsowellfan (www.cafenetamerica.com)
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To: Vaquero

That is priceless! :)


12 posted on 11/03/2013 11:25:50 AM PST by Ditter
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To: Vaquero
I added a few they missed:

Jim: "You mean when Obama stopped NASA from doing space research and directed them to concentrate on Global Warming and Muslim Outreach?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean when Obama issued an Executive Order that will bankrupt most counties in America all for the sake of unproven Global Warming lies?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean when Obama threatened to shut off Food Stamp cards in November to pressure Congress to give in to his outrageous, uncompromising positions during the Budget Shutdown?"

Jim: "Michelle Obama's college friend getting 600 million for a website that doesn't work?" MO< Bob: "No, the other one."

13 posted on 11/03/2013 11:30:46 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Revolting cat!

Whatever happens RC, I’ve got your Bach.


14 posted on 11/03/2013 11:31:02 AM PST by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: Vaquero

Must add “Bombing Libya without consent of Congress”


15 posted on 11/03/2013 11:36:00 AM PST by CivilWarBrewing
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To: Vaquero
You mean the billion bullets for civilian bureaucrats?

You mean the millions of people the administration knew in 2010 would not be able to keep their plans?

16 posted on 11/03/2013 11:44:55 AM PST by conservatism_IS_compassion (“Liberalism” is a conspiracy against the public by wire-service journalism.)
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To: tumblindice

You have to admit, it is quite a Liszt.


17 posted on 11/03/2013 11:45:18 AM PST by fhayek
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To: Vaquero

Nothing like a Greatest Hit’s collection to ruin your Sunday Afternoon.


18 posted on 11/03/2013 11:54:31 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: Revolting cat!

I’ll be Bach.


19 posted on 11/03/2013 12:06:32 PM PST by real saxophonist (Rock, paper, scissors, GUN. I win.)
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To: real saxophonist

I’m going Chopin.


20 posted on 11/03/2013 12:09:10 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Vaquero

Wow. That’s one impressive list.


21 posted on 11/03/2013 12:09:24 PM PST by jsanders2001
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To: Vaquero

Any other administration would NOT have been re-elected nor would it have stayed out of jail. Lots of crooks that should have been taken down.


22 posted on 11/03/2013 12:15:46 PM PST by kevinm13 (Tim Geithner is a tax cheat. Manmade "Global Warming" is a HOAX!)
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To: Revolting cat!; All

ScANDAL?

23 posted on 11/03/2013 12:30:25 PM PST by Rodamala
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To: Vaquero
Good afternoon.

There are no scandals with the 0bama regime, only decrees. If you don't believe me, call CBSNBCABCNYTWPCNNMSNBC etc..

Note to all the liberals/Marxists/democRATs/socialist reading this: I would like to see 0bama walk on the Potomac. Can you relay my request?

Thank you.

5.56mm

24 posted on 11/03/2013 12:35:37 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: Revolting cat!

Never mind. My battery powered mouse is having issues. But it was going to be a really funny comment involving Johnny Batch, and Freddy Choppin...


25 posted on 11/03/2013 12:36:54 PM PST by real saxophonist (Rock, paper, scissors, GUN. I win.)
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To: Rodamala

26 posted on 11/03/2013 12:38:28 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Vaquero

Bump for later.


27 posted on 11/03/2013 2:41:52 PM PST by foxfield (Support the Tea Party. The Tea Party supports you.)
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To: Vaquero
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28 posted on 11/03/2013 6:40:14 PM PST by HotHunt
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To: HotHunt

lol

nice


29 posted on 11/03/2013 6:43:37 PM PST by GeronL
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