[Morgana]

Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon?
Would you like to ride in my beautiful balloon?
We could float among the stars together, you and I
For we can fly we can fly up, up and away

My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
The world’s a nicer place in my beautiful balloon
It wears a nicer face in my beautiful balloon
We can sing a song and sail along the silver sky
For we can fly we can fly up, up and away

My beautiful, my beautiful balloon
Suspended under a twilight canopy
We’ll search the clouds for a star to guide us
If by some chance you find yourself loving me
We’ll find a cloud to hide us, we’ll keep the moon beside us

Love is waiting there in my beautiful balloon
Way up in the air in my beautiful balloon
If you’ll hold my hand we’ll chase your dream across the sky
For we can fly we can fly up, up and away

My beautiful, my beautiful balloon, balloon
Up, up and away

[Westbrook]

Is there a New York mayoral candidate who is not obsessed with genitalia?

[cdcdawg]

Gosh, it would be awful if people had to buy their own condoms. I mean they cost like 50 cents if you aren’t a careful shopper. Why, that’s practically like Nazi Germany or something! New York, go away.

[SC_Pete]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS ONE OF THOSE SEMI/SERIOUS/SEMI SATIRE THINGIES. Satire is tough to pull off when reality is so absurd to begin with.

[KarlInOhio]

Wasn't it limited to 16 ounces by Mayor Nannyberg?

[NautiNurse]

OMG—Had to do a double-take. Was certain this was a parody from The Onion.

[Billthedrill]

In before the Wiener jokes. 5...4...3...2...

[Coldwater Creek]

This is the most disgusting and perverted thing that I have ever heard of. God has written Ichabod on the portals of the USA. We have looked evil in the face and embraced it.

[ClearCase_guy]

African-American gay men

Let's do the math:

2% of the population is homosexual.
Half of those are male, so we're at 1%.
13% of the population is black, so we're .0013 of the population.

Something is seriously wrong if this the demographic upon which resources are being wasted in a political campaign.

Size Queens. They matter so much?

[FlingWingFlyer]

I swear. The political lunatics get crazier and wackier with each “election”. That is unless you believe them when they say that condom size is the numbah one issue the people living in this country are concerned about right now.

[DManA]

I nominate this as the official NYC theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaEC-lWSlmI

[Lonely Bull]

NYC mayoral candidate vows bigger condoms

Let's have full-body condoms, which politicians can place over themselves to protect the people from stupid ideas.

[Chode]

feh... delenda est

[Aria]

Is this candidate in the race for laughs? She expects to get votes this way? LOLOL

[mikrofon]

I was at an event recently with a large number of African-American gay men, and they told me there’s a very pressing issue

'large number of' or 'number of large' ?

(Wouldn't you think Weiner would have the condom demographic covered?)

[real saxophonist]

A few days ago I had to get a couple of prescriptions filled, and there was a big ol' display of condoms by the pharmacy window.

There is a brand called 'Magnum', which apparently is marketed toward the larger of size.

I thought that must be their best seller, guys buying a box of Magnum, whether they fit or not, just to impress the cute girl at checkout.

[theBuckwheat]

NYC mayoral candidate vows bigger condoms. In an effort to appeal to the vanity and pride of voters, every one will be labeled “Extra Large”.

[okie01]

This one story says so much about our society.

And its standards...

[mowowie]

Vote for the lesbian so you can have gay sh!t jammed down your throat 24/7 for the next 4 years.

Wait, that didn’t sound right...

[jocon307]

This is truly pathetic. I’m ever more glad I’m out of NYC.

Hey, schmucks, buy your own condoms! Don’t look to a lesbian to quality control them for you.

See, pathetic, like I said.