Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

Carlos Danger Limerick Thread [Post yours. Vanity]
FR ^ | 7/26/2013 | me

Posted on 07/26/2013 10:00:20 AM PDT by matt1234

FReepers, please post your Carlos Danger limericks.


TOPICS: Humor; Poetry
KEYWORDS: carlosdanger; humor; poetry; vanity; weiner
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-51 next last
There once was a man known as Danger.
His actions got stranger and stranger.
His wife, Abedin.
She stood by her man.
No one but Hillary could pang her.
1 posted on 07/26/2013 10:00:20 AM PDT by matt1234
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | View Replies]

To: matt1234

There was a man who was named Carlos Danger
He was found to be sexting with strangers
When New York voters found out
They wanted him to opt out
He replied “I wasn’t born in a manger!!”


2 posted on 07/26/2013 10:10:50 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: matt1234

Anthony was not born in a manger
He should have worn a mask like the ranger
Huma found out
What his photo’s about
Now his Weiner’s in Danger


3 posted on 07/26/2013 10:10:53 AM PDT by BubbaBasher ("Liberty will not long survive the total extinction of morals" - Sam Adams)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: matt1234; a fool in paradise
There once was a Carlos Danger
Who accosted every female stranger
Exposing to her nearly all
Both two, or one his ball
Hoping thus to derange 'er.

4 posted on 07/26/2013 10:12:32 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: matt1234

There once was a RAT named Danger
Who kept sending pics of his wanger
When CNN could no longer cover
His sexual exploits of others
MSNBC offered him a slot for his anger


5 posted on 07/26/2013 10:13:03 AM PDT by corbe (mystified)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: matt1234; CAluvdubya

There once was a gal who loved Weiner.
Who hoped for a life that was cleaner.
She asked for advice.
And Hillary’s sufficed.
But her’s was a Peyronie’s leaner.


6 posted on 07/26/2013 10:14:50 AM PDT by Slyfox (Without the Right to Life, all other rights are meaningless.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: matt1234

THere once was an ass clown named Weiner

Who had a totally perverted demeanor

But New Yorkers don’t care

They like a deviant for Mayor

after all its just a misdemeanor


7 posted on 07/26/2013 10:15:51 AM PDT by DanielRedfoot (Creepy Ass Cracker)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: matt1234; a fool in paradise
There once was a Sydney Leathers
Who dreamt of steamy togethers
She sent out pics of her face
To strangers in cyberspace
And lastly a pic of her nethers

8 posted on 07/26/2013 10:18:10 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: matt1234

Huma Abbidon finds herself vexed
With a husband addicted to sext
She said, “my sweet”
You promised no tweets
But like the Clintons we are now wrecks


9 posted on 07/26/2013 10:19:33 AM PDT by dblshot (I am John Galt.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: matt1234

There once as a DemPol named Weiner
Who’s size Huma considers a “tweener”
On cam and on text
He decided to sext

Once this “blows” over . . “who’s next”?*

* Poetic license


10 posted on 07/26/2013 10:20:27 AM PDT by A_Former_Democrat (LEAVE THE ZIMMERMANS ALONE . . . NOT guilty . . .you LOST Now SHUT UP)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: matt1234

Carlos, a weiner, sent texts
But Yorkies who saw them got vexed
He lied to his Huma
And all of the Boomahs
His frontal perversion got flexed


11 posted on 07/26/2013 10:20:30 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Both parties are trying to elect a new PEOPLE.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: matt1234

There once was a pol name of Weiner
Whose wife was a a Brotherhood schemer
The pride of his crotch
Made the media all watch and now he could be...

Yer Fricking mayor, Brooklyn! Wake up ya jack wagons!


12 posted on 07/26/2013 10:20:47 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: matt1234

On yonder hill Danger with his mighty dagger
did swagger ‘til he stagger
And the lasses they’d yawn
for they knew he was creepy spawn
On his sword he did fall, this it was for a two-bagger


13 posted on 07/26/2013 10:23:12 AM PDT by Dysart (We may either circle the drain or circle the wagons; it's a matter of decrees.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Thats funny!


14 posted on 07/26/2013 10:23:14 AM PDT by DanielRedfoot (Creepy Ass Cracker)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: matt1234

His issue, he claimed, was in back of him
But nobody noticed the lack of him
A puerile transmitter,
Career in the **itter,
He opted to finally pack it in


15 posted on 07/26/2013 10:26:46 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Both parties are trying to elect a new PEOPLE.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Cletus.D.Yokel

LMAO!


16 posted on 07/26/2013 10:27:20 AM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Both parties are trying to elect a new PEOPLE.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Winner, winner chicken dinner!


17 posted on 07/26/2013 10:29:00 AM PDT by Stingray (Stand for the truth or you'll fall for anything.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: matt1234

A ‘rat with venereal fears
Had phone sex in both his girl’s ears;
..Said she, “I don’t mind,
..Except that I find
When my cell phone rings—I can’t hear.

That’s a good thing you did, Anthony.
That’s a real good thing.


18 posted on 07/26/2013 10:30:05 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Cletus.D.Yokel

;^)


19 posted on 07/26/2013 10:30:15 AM PDT by Jane Long (While Marxists continue the fundamental transformation of the USA, progressive RINOs stay silent.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 12 | View Replies]

To: matt1234

not very good but

An amorous fellow named Tony
fel in love with his own baloney

his obsessive complusions
and moral malfunctions
put and end to mayoral ambitions


20 posted on 07/26/2013 10:31:59 AM PDT by bigbob
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-2021-4041-51 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson