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NY Knicks player Baron Davis claims he was abducted by aliens
Daily Caller ^
| Taylor Bigler
Posted on 07/13/2013 10:59:16 AM PDT by Rusty0604
[I was] driving, driving and the next thing you know theres a steel thing and these crazy-looking people half-human, half ugly-looking mother*******, he said. I see this light and its a big ass truck. And I said, oh f***, this is going to be traffic, he said.
According to Davis, They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montabello dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 oclock in the morning.
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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Sports; UFO's; Weird Stuff
posted on 07/13/2013 10:59:16 AM PDT
posted on 07/13/2013 11:02:11 AM PDT
He shouldn’t talk about “the DREAMers” this way. They only want “a better life”.
posted on 07/13/2013 11:02:34 AM PDT
(If America is a nation of immigrants, where's my free stuff?)
Must be true. Baron Davis is usually pretty straight-laced.
posted on 07/13/2013 11:02:59 AM PDT
(NO AMNESTY * ENFORCE THE LAW * http://StandWithArizona.com)
To: Rusty0604; Revolting cat!
Scientology is one helluva religion.
In n Out have good burgers but didn’t know they sobered people up.
posted on 07/13/2013 11:04:23 AM PDT
("I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white." T. Sowell)
Forget it Baron. It’s Chinatown.
posted on 07/13/2013 11:26:16 AM PDT
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: Rusty0604; mikrofon; martin_fierro
According to Davis, "They were poking me. . . ."
And that's why he's Baron.
It was a traveling violation.
This is exactly why I’m never going to talk about my abduction by aliens. If I do, everybody will just make fun of me and call me crazy. So I’m going to keep my abduction story to myself. I’m not even going to mention how the aliens have sexual intercourse. You all are just going to have to wonder about that.
posted on 07/13/2013 11:39:16 AM PDT
by Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
And we(Cavaliers) paid him ,what, $12 million for not playing.
posted on 07/13/2013 11:39:49 AM PDT
Now that’s funny someone who is questionably human calling aliens sub-human!
I guess they returned him as no useful information could be extracted.
posted on 07/13/2013 11:43:58 AM PDT
(Nothing says "ignorance" like Islam! 969)
Blotter acid, I’m guessing.
posted on 07/13/2013 11:48:54 AM PDT
(Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
Happened to me too. I woke up the next morning and had to go to the hospital to stitch up the wound from the bottle of tequila I fell on.
posted on 07/13/2013 11:50:05 AM PDT
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: Slings and Arrows
> NY Knicks player Baron Davis claims he was abducted by aliens
Ah, but does he have a ping?
posted on 07/13/2013 11:50:34 AM PDT
(Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
Im not even going to mention how the aliens have sexual intercourse....With YOU or with themselves?
posted on 07/13/2013 11:53:03 AM PDT
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
posted on 07/13/2013 12:01:41 PM PDT
by Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
"Well, I'm uh, Russell Casse, sir. And after Nam, I got into crop dusting, and I have been doin' it ever since. On a, uh, personal note sir, I'd just like to add that, uh, ever since I was kidnapped by aliens 10 years ago, I've been dyin' for some payback. Just want you know that, uh, I won't let ya down."
posted on 07/13/2013 12:31:18 PM PDT
("Dumb, Dependent, and Democrat is no way to go through life" - Louie Gohmert (R-TX))
To: Rusty0604; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
and the next thing you know theres a steel thing and these crazy-looking people half-human, half ugly-looking mother*******,
LOL we all need a good laugh sometimes.
That road from Las Vegas to LA is pretty creepy.
posted on 07/13/2013 1:44:54 PM PDT
posted on 07/13/2013 2:36:36 PM PDT
he should have a beer with louie farakhan .
posted on 07/13/2013 2:46:21 PM PDT
by Kid Shelleen
(Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
No. Just more lo-fo's. He's already admitted it was a joke.
posted on 07/13/2013 3:56:47 PM PDT
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