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NY Knicks player Baron Davis claims he was abducted by aliens
Daily Caller ^ | 07/13/2013 | Taylor Bigler

Posted on 07/13/2013 10:59:16 AM PDT by Rusty0604

“[I was] driving, driving and the next thing you know there’s a steel thing and these crazy-looking people — half-human, half ugly-looking mother*******,” he said. ”I see this light and it’s a big ass truck. And I said, oh f***, this is going to be traffic,” he said.

According to Davis, “They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montabello dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 o’clock in the morning.”

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1 posted on 07/13/2013 10:59:16 AM PDT by Rusty0604
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shrooms?


2 posted on 07/13/2013 11:02:11 AM PDT by Rio
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To: Rusty0604

He shouldn’t talk about “the DREAMers” this way. They only want “a better life”.


3 posted on 07/13/2013 11:02:34 AM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (If America is a nation of immigrants, where's my free stuff?)
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To: Rusty0604

Must be true. Baron Davis is usually pretty straight-laced.


4 posted on 07/13/2013 11:02:59 AM PDT by montag813 (NO AMNESTY * ENFORCE THE LAW * http://StandWithArizona.com)
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To: Rusty0604; Revolting cat!

Scientology is one helluva religion.


5 posted on 07/13/2013 11:03:45 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Rusty0604

In n Out have good burgers but didn’t know they sobered people up.


6 posted on 07/13/2013 11:04:23 AM PDT by jazusamo ("I am so old that I can remember when most of the people promoting race hate were white." T. Sowell)
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To: Rusty0604

Forget it Baron. It’s Chinatown.


7 posted on 07/13/2013 11:26:16 AM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: Rusty0604; mikrofon; martin_fierro
According to Davis, "They were poking me. . . ."

And that's why he's Baron.

8 posted on 07/13/2013 11:31:03 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Escaped in the Knick of time.)
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To: Rusty0604

It was a traveling violation.


9 posted on 07/13/2013 11:31:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Escaped in the Knick of time.)
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To: Rusty0604

10 posted on 07/13/2013 11:36:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Escaped in the Knick of time.)
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To: Rusty0604

This is exactly why I’m never going to talk about my abduction by aliens. If I do, everybody will just make fun of me and call me crazy. So I’m going to keep my abduction story to myself. I’m not even going to mention how the aliens have sexual intercourse. You all are just going to have to wonder about that.


11 posted on 07/13/2013 11:36:41 AM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: Rusty0604

Illegal aliens? :-)


12 posted on 07/13/2013 11:39:16 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
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To: Rusty0604

And we(Cavaliers) paid him ,what, $12 million for not playing.


13 posted on 07/13/2013 11:39:49 AM PDT by Cyman
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To: Rusty0604

Now that’s funny someone who is questionably human calling aliens sub-human!

I guess they returned him as no useful information could be extracted.


14 posted on 07/13/2013 11:43:58 AM PDT by Wurlitzer (Nothing says "ignorance" like Islam! 969)
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To: Rio

Blotter acid, I’m guessing.


15 posted on 07/13/2013 11:48:54 AM PDT by carriage_hill (Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
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To: Rusty0604

Happened to me too. I woke up the next morning and had to go to the hospital to stitch up the wound from the bottle of tequila I fell on.


16 posted on 07/13/2013 11:50:05 AM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
> NY Knicks player Baron Davis claims he was abducted by aliens

Ah, but does he have a ping?

17 posted on 07/13/2013 11:50:34 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: SamAdams76

I’m not even going to mention how the aliens have sexual intercourse....With YOU or with themselves?


18 posted on 07/13/2013 11:53:03 AM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: dayglored

“Other side effects of [anabolic steroids] are euphoria, confusion, sleeping disorders, pathological anxiety, paranoia, and hallucinations.”
http://www.sportsci.org/encyc/anabstereff/anabstereff.html


19 posted on 07/13/2013 12:01:41 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Rusty0604
Russell Casse "Well, I'm uh, Russell Casse, sir. And after Nam, I got into crop dusting, and I have been doin' it ever since. On a, uh, personal note sir, I'd just like to add that, uh, ever since I was kidnapped by aliens 10 years ago, I've been dyin' for some payback. Just want you know that, uh, I won't let ya down."
20 posted on 07/13/2013 12:31:18 PM PDT by DFG ("Dumb, Dependent, and Democrat is no way to go through life" - Louie Gohmert (R-TX))
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To: Rusty0604; mikrofon; Charles Henrickson
and the next thing you know there’s a steel thing and these crazy-looking people — half-human, half ugly-looking mother*******,”


21 posted on 07/13/2013 12:40:46 PM PDT by martin_fierro (Aliens.)
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To: martin_fierro

LOL we all need a good laugh sometimes.


22 posted on 07/13/2013 1:29:02 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: Rusty0604

That road from Las Vegas to LA is pretty creepy.


23 posted on 07/13/2013 1:44:54 PM PDT by mom.mom
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To: Rusty0604

24 posted on 07/13/2013 2:36:36 PM PDT by mirkwood
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To: Rusty0604
he should have a beer with louie farakhan .
25 posted on 07/13/2013 2:46:21 PM PDT by Kid Shelleen (Beat your plowshares into swords. Let the weak say I am strong)
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To: Rio
shrooms?

No. Just more lo-fo's. He's already admitted it was a joke.

26 posted on 07/13/2013 3:56:47 PM PDT by BfloGuy (The imposition of a duty on the importation of a commodity burdens the consumers. --Ludwig Von Mises)
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