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Hu's on first.
MLB.,com ^ | 7/9/13

Posted on 07/09/2013 11:45:18 AM PDT by DManA

It had to happen someday.



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1 posted on 07/09/2013 11:45:18 AM PDT by DManA
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To: DManA

I can only imagine the press box chatter.


2 posted on 07/09/2013 11:48:31 AM PDT by TexasCajun (Creepy-Ass Cracker)
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To: DManA

I don’t know.


3 posted on 07/09/2013 11:50:15 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: DManA

Who?


4 posted on 07/09/2013 11:52:32 AM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
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To: Billthedrill

he’s the shortstop


5 posted on 07/09/2013 11:54:12 AM PDT by Mr. K (There are lies, damned lies, statistics, and democrat talking points.)
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To: DManA

HahahahahahhahaaaaaA


6 posted on 07/09/2013 11:54:16 AM PDT by autumnraine (America how long will you be so deaf and dumb to thoe tumbril wheels carrying you to the guillotine?)
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To: DManA

Now if he’d only get his Ph.D......


7 posted on 07/09/2013 11:55:36 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Billthedrill

Third base!


8 posted on 07/09/2013 11:56:09 AM PDT by mc5cents (Pray for America)
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To: ShadowAce

I work with Dr. Hu, PhD. (Nuclear Physics).


9 posted on 07/09/2013 11:56:41 AM PDT by Ingtar (The NSA - "We're the only part of government who actually listens to the people.")
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To: Mr. K
No. Look

The names given in the routine for the players at each position are:

First Base: Who
Second Base: What
Third Base: I Don't Know
Left field: Why
Center field: Because
Pitcher: Tomorrow
Catcher: Today
Shortstop: I Don't Care/I Don't Give a Darn/I Don't Give a Damn

10 posted on 07/09/2013 11:59:49 AM PDT by mc5cents (Pray for America)
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To: Ingtar

11 posted on 07/09/2013 12:00:35 PM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: Mr. K

Can’t be. I Don’t Give a Darn is at shortstop.


12 posted on 07/09/2013 12:01:48 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: Billthedrill
THIRD BASE!!!
13 posted on 07/09/2013 12:02:43 PM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: Ingtar

Is he really just a shadow of the man that I once knew?
Are you with me, doctor?

(yes, I know it’s Wu!)


14 posted on 07/09/2013 12:03:40 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alteration: The acronym explains the science.)
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To: mc5cents

What’s the guy’s name on third base?


15 posted on 07/09/2013 12:03:46 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: DManA

Watts on second?


16 posted on 07/09/2013 12:04:59 PM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: Billthedrill

Yes


17 posted on 07/09/2013 12:06:21 PM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: TexasCajun

Not since J.J. Putz was brought in to pitch to Kevin Mensch...


18 posted on 07/09/2013 12:11:21 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: DManA

Too narrow a shot to see “Whats” on second.


19 posted on 07/09/2013 12:13:31 PM PDT by G Larry (Let his days be few; and let another take his office. Psalms 109:8)
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To: G Larry
Watt's on Second!

20 posted on 07/09/2013 12:17:18 PM PDT by So Cal Rocket (Task 1: Accomplished, Task 2: Hold them Accountable!)
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To: So Cal Rocket

We need to see the back of the card to see if he ever made it to 2nd.....


21 posted on 07/09/2013 12:18:43 PM PDT by G Larry (Let his days be few; and let another take his office. Psalms 109:8)
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To: Billthedrill

No! Whats on second!


22 posted on 07/09/2013 12:20:18 PM PDT by mc5cents (Pray for America)
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To: G Larry

According to this:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/w/watted01.shtml

He did hit a double in his rookie year, so, yes, he DID make it to second at least once.


23 posted on 07/09/2013 12:22:07 PM PDT by So Cal Rocket (Task 1: Accomplished, Task 2: Hold them Accountable!)
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To: mc5cents
No! Whats on second!

Well, then, who's on third base?

24 posted on 07/09/2013 12:29:56 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: pax_et_bonum

I thought the question was, “Who’s on second base?”.


25 posted on 07/09/2013 12:36:01 PM PDT by Rusty0604
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To: DManA

Thanks for posting this. I got this in an email and I DIDN’T GET IT at that time! Doh!!!! Went right over my head. LOL! All the email said was that it had to happen.


26 posted on 07/09/2013 12:38:29 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (If America is a nation of immigrants, where's my free stuff?)
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To: DManA

BTTT


27 posted on 07/09/2013 12:42:21 PM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: DManA

He also let the dogs out.


28 posted on 07/09/2013 12:44:49 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: Billthedrill

I don’t know!


29 posted on 07/09/2013 12:48:11 PM PDT by G Larry (Let his days be few; and let another take his office. Psalms 109:8)
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To: G Larry
An oldie but I like it anyway:

HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman
(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

30 posted on 07/09/2013 12:57:41 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Rusty0604

I thought the question was, “Who’s on second base?”.
_____________

And did Horton hear him?


31 posted on 07/09/2013 1:53:49 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
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To: pax_et_bonum

I got there first: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1v2E8dI8Y8


32 posted on 07/09/2013 2:09:08 PM PDT by earglasses (I was blind, and now I hear...)
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To: Billthedrill

I don’t know! Damit


33 posted on 07/09/2013 2:10:05 PM PDT by mc5cents (Pray for America)
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To: earglasses

This is definitely hugh.

Especially if Hu gets to the World Series.


34 posted on 07/09/2013 2:22:36 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
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To: onedoug

ping


35 posted on 07/09/2013 5:29:55 PM PDT by windcliff
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