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To: GladesGuru

Maybe they took an idea from the Ray Stevens song “Vacation Bible School”:

I remember once when my class made
A big ol’ batch of lemonade
To be used by a student teacher at the Sunday sermon

Yeah we put in lemons, and sugar and water
And even though i knew i shouldn’t ought’er
I put in some moonshine i got from my Uncle Herman

Now that Sunday dawned real hot and dusty
And to say the lease we were all real thirsty
And that seminary started hittin’ that lemonade
And kept it well in reach

Then to the best of my recollection
Before the deacons were halfway through the collection
He stood up and drank from the pitcher and began to preach!

Well he told that Samson didn’t take no sass
And whipped the Philistines with the jaw bone of an ass
But to tell the truth, he got all that just a little mixed up

I can’t tell you exactly what he said
But the minute he said it every face went red
But he just paused, and kinda staggered and then he hiccuped

He gave botanical names for mideast flora
Told ALL about Sodom and Gomorrah
And though his speech was slurred
It was very graphic

He used words i’d never heard back then
And even now i only hear ‘em when
I’m stuck in a New York cab
In five o clock traffic

Well the sermon ended and he didn’t rest
We went right into the Gettysburg Address
And then a stirring rendition of Casey at the Bat

He did impressions of Garbo and Gary Cooper
And i tell ya friends, i thought it was super
‘Cause for props he grabbed the organ players wig and a deacon’s hat


17 posted on 07/08/2013 11:12:50 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: fredhead

Sounds more like “The Squirrel Revival.”


19 posted on 07/08/2013 1:36:12 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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