Posted on 07/06/2013 3:15:55 PM PDT by Twotone
Video, very funny although somewhat painful to watch.
What makes golf hard...is the ball sits still...staring at you...chiding you like a little league catcher during your at bat...”C’mon..it’s only 240 to the green...go for it....sissy.”..”You gonna let Joe and his persimmon driver out drive you big boy.”...”I know it looks like a 6 iron to you...but the pros hit 8 iron from this distance.”
Golf ain’t about who can hit the farthest....it’s about who can finish the course with the lowest number of strokes. But most folks cannot deal with that reality.
That’s why we see grown men break 1,000 dollar drivers over their knee...Babe Ruth like swings resulting in wiffs and mishits so bad they defy physics.
I enjoy golf. That’s because I know I’m not any good and refuse to get mad when I hit a bad shot. With that attitude, it provides 4 hours of light exercise and a bit of recreation with a few friends.
The newlywed couple have just returned from their honeymoon and the husband is out in the garage cleaning his golf clubs.
The wife looks on for a while and then sighs and says “Honey, now that we're married you really don't need to go golfing any more. I think we should sell those clubs.”
Husband get a pained, horrific look on his face, to which the wife replies in a panic “Darling, whats wrong?”
Husband: “For a moment you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”
Wife: “EX-WIFE! You never told me you were married before!”
Husband: “I wasn't!”
Very funny!
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