Post of the day! lol
LOL! Good one!
Years ago at a different job, our one systems analyst called me into the - well, let’s call it a “closet” - that served as our server room. For security purposes, he wanted me to be the babysitter for an outside contractor tech. Hello, Mr. Hotness!
Right before stepping out of the room to return to his desk, the analyst whispered to me, “Don’t hurt ‘im!”