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British politician Simon Parkes speaks out: ‘My lifetime of alien abduction’
metro.us ^ | 6/24/2013 | Kieron Monks

Posted on 06/24/2013 6:53:04 PM PDT by RoosterRedux

Simon Parkes, 53, who represents the Labour party in the town council of seaside town Whitby in northern England, is known for his commitment to local issues such as street repairs. He has also been visited by aliens his whole life, including a 3-meter, green mother and a lover he has sex with four times each year.

Q: When were you first conscious of the visits?

A: I was very young, lying in my cot, when I saw these strange arms and this creature was saying “I’m your mother”. During my younger years they would

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Hey...I didn't say I believed him.
1 posted on 06/24/2013 6:53:04 PM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: RoosterRedux

Parkes isn’t the only one. America has been abducted by aliens.


2 posted on 06/24/2013 6:57:40 PM PDT by NotYourAverageDhimmi
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To: RoosterRedux

Socialists.

You know they’re tight with Kang and Kodos.


3 posted on 06/24/2013 6:57:48 PM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama equals Osama))
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To: RoosterRedux; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; Daffynition

Pictures or it didn’t happen.


4 posted on 06/24/2013 6:59:58 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: RoosterRedux

5 posted on 06/24/2013 7:03:09 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I'll raise $2million for Sarah Palin's next run. What'll you do?)
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To: RoosterRedux

6 posted on 06/24/2013 7:04:54 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: RoosterRedux
. . . . and a lover he has sex with four times each year.


7 posted on 06/24/2013 7:06:30 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Hardraade

8 posted on 06/24/2013 7:08:30 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: RoosterRedux

We’re all alien cat queen sex slaves now...


9 posted on 06/24/2013 7:10:03 PM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: RoosterRedux
Alien Sex Fiend~I Walk The Line
10 posted on 06/24/2013 7:14:51 PM PDT by mylife (Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
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To: NotYourAverageDhimmi
I guess that is why I posted this story.

The whole world has gone nuts.

Alien abduction would be much more understandable than the Liberal Kool-Aid.

Better that America had been abducted by aliens than that they had drunk deeply at the Lib Kool-Aid fountain.

11 posted on 06/24/2013 7:15:49 PM PDT by RoosterRedux (You can't eat Sharia)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Gay sex or aliens? Neither!


12 posted on 06/24/2013 7:18:43 PM PDT by RoosterRedux (You can't eat Sharia)
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To: RoosterRedux

If it’s not one thing, it’s another.


13 posted on 06/24/2013 7:21:13 PM PDT by ansel12 (Libertarians, Gays = in all marriage, child custody, adoption, immigration or military service laws.)
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To: RoosterRedux

Look under the heading Sleep Paralysis in the article at this link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypnagogic_hallucination

A lot of the Alien Auction stuff is actually this. In previous century’s this would have been called Succubi or Angelic or Demonic visitation

Of course the people that believe in Alien Abduction are not interested in logic or science normally


14 posted on 06/24/2013 7:35:41 PM PDT by Fai Mao (Genius at Large)
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To: Fai Mao

Alien Auctions? 1000 quatloos on the human!


15 posted on 06/24/2013 7:40:52 PM PDT by xp38
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To: Fai Mao

Oh, I was just thinking schizophrenia. But let me check this out!


16 posted on 06/24/2013 7:51:21 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: Fai Mao
That's cool stuff! I get the auditory ones sometimes. Crashes like someone has hurled a safe into a row of lockers, or like every pot and pan in Gordon Ramsey's kitchen just fell off a shelf. A couple times I've heard my mom's voice say my name.

But that's when pets come in handy. Now if I hear a terrifying noise at night and wake up, I just look to the cats. If they're all still dozing around me, I know it's just me.

17 posted on 06/24/2013 7:54:47 PM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: Fai Mao

I always believed something was happening. Your explanation makes more sense than theirs. The physics of alien visitation make me a skeptic. It is on helluva a big universe, and it would take ages to get from point A to B.


18 posted on 06/24/2013 8:10:40 PM PDT by Vermont Lt (Does anybody really know what time it is? Does anybody really care?)
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To: RoosterRedux

is this freak married. Would not this infadelity hurt his career?


19 posted on 06/24/2013 8:14:22 PM PDT by GeronL
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To: xp38

How much is that in strips of gold-pressed Latinum?


20 posted on 06/24/2013 8:27:47 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
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To: Slings and Arrows

computer get the latest exchange rate of quatloos to latinum

working


21 posted on 06/24/2013 8:36:48 PM PDT by xp38
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To: a fool in paradise

22 posted on 06/24/2013 8:47:25 PM PDT by Daffynition (Stand Your Ground)
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To: RoosterRedux

Who took me from my cozy cot,
And placed me on the cold, cold pot,
Whether I wanted to, or not?
My Mother.


23 posted on 06/24/2013 9:01:56 PM PDT by Tucker39
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To: RoosterRedux

Clicked on the article and ‘Metro’ tried to probe me.


24 posted on 06/24/2013 9:08:21 PM PDT by tumblindice (America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
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To: RoosterRedux
and a lover he has sex with four times each year.

that's no alien, that's your wife!

25 posted on 06/24/2013 9:57:31 PM PDT by Sicon ("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
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To: tumblindice

I bet you loved it.


26 posted on 06/24/2013 10:09:06 PM PDT by laplata (Liberals don't get it. Their minds have been stolen.)
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To: RoosterRedux
The guy must think that Doctor Who is a documentary.
27 posted on 06/25/2013 2:04:50 AM PDT by jmcenanly ("The more corrupt the state, the more laws." Tacitus, Publius Cornelius)
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To: Las Vegas Dave; KevinDavis; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; ...

‘kay.

Thanks RoosterRedux.


28 posted on 06/25/2013 3:23:09 AM PDT by SunkenCiv (McCain or Romney would have been worse, if you're a dumb ass.)
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To: SunkenCiv; ALASKA; ActionNewsBill; A knight without armor; albertp; aragorn; areafiftyone; ...
Pinging the unidentified aerial phenomena list (ufo).

May 8, 1950-This is one of the most famous UFO pictures ever taken.
Photographed by Paul Trent, and first witnessed by his wife.
They were published in a local newspaper in McMinnville, Oregon.
Shortly thereafter, the Trent photos were published in Life magazine edition of June 26, 1950.
The rest is history.
(These photos have been deemed authentic for over 50 years. The analysis of the McMinnville photos by Dr.Bruce Maccabee PhD, can be found here = http://brumac.8k.com/trent1.html )

Those interested in the uap/ufo ping list, please Freepmail
LasVegasDave (freepmail works best)
if you would like your name added to the list.
( Approximately 200+ freepers are currently on the ping list ).  

29 posted on 06/25/2013 1:56:10 PM PDT by Las Vegas Dave
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To: Fai Mao

“Sleep Paralysis”
“ people that believe in Alien Abduction are not interested in logic or science normally’

And if it happened whilst driving home from work?


30 posted on 06/25/2013 2:04:59 PM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: RoosterRedux

31 posted on 06/25/2013 2:05:46 PM PDT by JoeProBono (Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
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To: A_perfect_lady
I just look to the cats. If they're all still dozing around me, I know it's just me.

Feline First Alert!

32 posted on 06/25/2013 2:17:54 PM PDT by JennysCool (My hypocrisy goes only so far)
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To: a fool in paradise
Pictures or it didn’t happen.

Not that I don't think Simon Parkes is a Looney Tune Supreme, but I absolutely think the first two words in your screen name are apropos with regard to your quote above.

No pics of O.J. killing his wife? Then it didn't happen! No pics of Yeager breaking the sound barrier? Then it didn't happen! No pics of Jesus Christ? He didn't Happen!

On the other hand, we do have pics of the moon landing and there's still a contingent of people who maintain it didn't happen.

33 posted on 06/25/2013 2:38:12 PM PDT by Finny (Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
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To: Finny

He claims to have sex with an alien lover 4 times a year. I’m not asking for confirmation of a one time surprise sighting. I’m claiming he is a batsh!t crazy liberal who is making it all up.


34 posted on 06/25/2013 2:46:15 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: Finny

He also claims to be encountering two different species of aliens.

Again, ZERO evidence. Even upon frequent repeat encounters. ON HIS DOORSTEP.


35 posted on 06/25/2013 2:47:36 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: a fool in paradise; Las Vegas Dave
Maybe he's crazy, maybe all that crap really does happen. I'm not arguing that with you. I was just pointing out the wholesale stupidity of thinking that if there aren't pictures, it didn't happen.

In dead and gone Soviet days, whole people who defected from being "good" communists to "traitors" were carefuly disappeared from group photos, as if they never existed. But the things they did, happened even though the photos don't exist.

You think this guy should be able to provide pictures, that's reasonable. I think the poor guy is probably just a nut, not a victim of lifelong abductions, but now that the word is out, maybe folks with movie cameras will spy on his house and get footage to prove me wrong, who knows? It wouldn't matter because it would be immediately discounted as a hoax.

What's stupid is always thinking that lack of photos (or other physical proof) equals lack of event. Lays you wide open to very easy manipulation.

Read "Leap of Faith" by Gordon Cooper.

36 posted on 06/25/2013 7:50:59 PM PDT by Finny (Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
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To: Finny
As for credible witnesses, as you may recall, we do have a freeper (also a physician and decorated war hero) who actually held a small piece of the purple in color I-beam that his father brought home from the 1947 Roswell event, he may have been around 12 years old in 1947.

The above similarly shaped object was seen in the early 50's.

Two or three freepers also commented that they also saw a similar object, as recent as the mid 80's.

37 posted on 06/26/2013 2:38:23 AM PDT by Las Vegas Dave
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To: Las Vegas Dave; a fool in paradise
Thanks for the reminder, LVD! I personally know three credible witnesses myself who I met many years apart, but who described the same kind of craft, and saw it as far as I can tell in the same year (late '70s), one in So Cal at the time, and the other two up by Sacramento. Again, fool in paradise's insistence on "pictures or it didn't happen" is ... well, a fool's way of thinking! {^) Ironincally, in the book I mentioned, "Leap of Faith," written by one of the original Mercury 7 astronauts, had one prtty powerful anecdote about what happened to the pictures that were taken of something he saw!!! "Pics or it didn't happen .... " was exactly what the officials who made off with the pictures had in mind! Yeeeeesh!!!

Thank goodness I've never seen one of the things, but I know these three people well enough to know that they were telling the truth. And then, of course, there's Gordon Cooper. If he doesn't qualify as "credible," I don't know who would!

38 posted on 06/26/2013 10:26:57 AM PDT by Finny (Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path. -- Psalm 119:105)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Five posts before the History channel guy is posted?

You Freepers are disappointing me!

:-)


39 posted on 06/26/2013 10:29:44 AM PDT by newfreep (Breitbart sent me...)
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