Wendy's customer berates employee over cheese in hamburger

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[Mad Dawgg]

I know how the guy feels but I wouldn't waste my time with a Drive Thru window employee. (I've a friend who swears the headsets they wear are telling them to inhale and exhale so they don't forget and keel over...) I did however have and incident close to this.

I used to own a hobby shop and we held tournaments on Wednesday night. I ran them myself and so I need food delivered to get a decent meal (and the tournaments ran into the wee hours so I needed something more than chips and such)

A New place opened just down the street from me so close I could literally hit the front door of the place by chucking a rock at it while standing in front of my place.

The new place was an Italian Bistro and Pizza Shop AND they delivered.

I called them and ordered a Cold Sub and a Salad.

The delivery guy came (I couldn't leave the place with 40 people in the tournament room) and all he had was a Salad. So I paid him for it and he told me to call and they would get my sub and bring it up no charge.

So I call them. So woman gets on the phone and tells me they can't make Cold Subs BUT they have hot subs. I point out that their menu has Cold Subs listed and she tells me that they don't have directions to make a cold Sub on the Board Just hot ones.

I told her no problem I could help her out. I asked her what number was the step to put the sub in the oven on the list/directions to make a Hot Sub. She told me Number 8. I said "OK Here is what you do. When you get to step 7 finish what it sez ib step 7 and do not do step 8 then wrap it up and put it in a bag and deliver it to 777 State Street."

She told me the delivery guy wouldn't be able to bring it for 2 hours. (Rolleyes) So I said do you have more than one person in the building right now and she said yes. I said hand it to one of the other people and have them to bring it to me at the address I gave you it won't take more than a couple of minutes to walk here.

Now you should know every person who worked in this New place has lived here all their lives. Keep this in mind.

She told me OK she would do that.

30 minutes pass I call them back. Same Woman on the phone. By this time all 40 people at the tourny (mostly guys from the age of 16 to 30ish) are flabbergasted at this continuing saga. (They heard me on the phone telling this poor woman how to Make a cold Sub by NOT putting it into the oven.)

One of the guys offers to go get it for me and I figured such would confuse these people even more.

Any how same woman on the phone and she tells me no one in the building knows where this street is. I said no problem I can help. I ask if the phone she has is portable and she sez yes. I said good. Gather all your people together and walk out the front door. I hear her telling everyone to follow her. I tell her take the sandwich with you. By this Time I am standing outside my store and I have a crowd of giggling boys behind me watching the show. I see this group of wayward souls standing in front of the Italian place and the Lady asks me what should they do now. I said "all of you step off the curve and into the street." We watch them do it. I said "now look to your right." We all wave at them. I Tell her, "For future reference you are standing in State Street and I am the guy with the phone waving at you. Have someone walk the sandwich down to me."

[Revolting cat!]

I like cheese.

[CodeToad]

“A good cheeseburger is truly a gift from God, and apparently all the fast food places that sell burgers are atheists”

Have you noticed that, too? No burger really makes me satisfied anymore.

[muawiyah]

An observant Jew cannot possibly keep Kosher at a fast food restaurant in the USA. The way this is done in NYC is you have stores that sell meat and stores that sell dairy. You just don't have a store in a predominantly Jewish area that sells both.

Friend of mine was a young lawyer fresh out of school and he got a job in the General Counsel's office in the Post Office Department's Cincinatti' regional office. He'd grown up in NYC, went to college there, and didn't travel much.

He said his first trip to a Kroger was like a trip to outerspace. He'd never seen milk and beef for sale in the same place in his life.

[a fool in paradise]

The cheese was there to mask the cockroach.

[Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage]

I went to McDonald’s last Monday.

Diet coke, fries and the new quarter pounder with bacon.

I received Real Coke, massive fries and a hamburger so dry and tasteless that I swore I will never purchase a burger at McDonald’s but locate the nearest Panera and actually enjoy delicious food.

Life is too short to eat crap.

[ConservativeMan55]

All this talk about McDonalds has me hungry!!!