Skip to comments.Naked woman missing in W. Wash. forest
Posted on 06/11/2013 10:34:51 AM PDT by zeestephen
A naked woman who went on a "spiritual quest" wearing only a fanny pack is now missing and a search and rescue effort is under way to find her.
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So . . . the “naked girl in the woods” stuff you might see on a porn website is really true?
Don’t feed the bears.
This thread needs pictures.
Seriously, WTF is wrong with women today? Whackos.
Hopefully she won’t encounter a Sasquatch looking to mate.
“A naked woman,” otherwise know to certain predators as food.
I’m going to remember that. If my kids are ever lost in the woods, I’m going to report a naked woman being lost.
It wasn't Helen Thomas, was it?!?
>>No problem recruiting a search party, I’ll guess.
Have to see photos first. The problem with most nudists is that no one wants to see them naked.
I never thought it would happen to me, but...
I’ve got some awesome trails next to my home. I just did a 8 mile hike this morning but fully clothed.
Remember.......there’s GOOD naked and BAD naked.
At least in the 60s and 70s they’d go on naked spiritual quests in groups.
Lessee, she walks away from a campground into the woods at dinnertime with no clothes and what a fanny pack would hold over an uncovered fanny. What could possibly go wrong?
She wanted to be one with nature and she really could be that now.
In a pile of bear scat.
There was this one time at band camp when I was on a ‘spiritual quest’ with only a fanny pack on...
Just think of the problems finding search volunteers had Helen Thomas or the Hillabeast done such a thing.
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