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Message for Mike: I got the stuff
Dave | 6-9-2013 | Dave

Posted on 06/09/2013 5:46:45 PM PDT by OKSooner

I got the stuff.

Tacos tomorrow at 6:00?

Bring your shop-vac and some root beer.


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Don't bring Fred. Wear your Yankees hat and don't say anything to anybody.
1 posted on 06/09/2013 5:46:45 PM PDT by OKSooner
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To: OKSooner

I hope it ain’t brown.


2 posted on 06/09/2013 5:48:29 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Lancey Howard

Dave’s not here...


3 posted on 06/09/2013 5:50:01 PM PDT by Neidermeyer (I used to be disgusted , now I try to be amused.)
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To: OKSooner

This is Dave. What is your address again Mikey?
I seem to have misplaced it!


4 posted on 06/09/2013 5:51:06 PM PDT by entropy12 (Even tho Obama is now a lame duck, with 2014 House majority, he will be a dangerously socialist!)
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To: OKSooner

5 posted on 06/09/2013 5:52:56 PM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: OKSooner

John has a long mustache.


6 posted on 06/09/2013 5:53:48 PM PDT by Roccus
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To: OKSooner

In before the obligatory “John has a long mustache” and “the chair is against the door” posts


7 posted on 06/09/2013 5:54:42 PM PDT by Sam's Army
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To: Roccus

Darn it


8 posted on 06/09/2013 5:55:08 PM PDT by Sam's Army
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To: OKSooner

No witnesses this time. The eff ee dee ess are monitoring everything these days.


9 posted on 06/09/2013 5:55:45 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: OKSooner

10 posted on 06/09/2013 5:56:13 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: Lancey Howard

Brown25 ?


11 posted on 06/09/2013 5:56:17 PM PDT by orlop9
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To: Roccus

‘’The dice are on the carpet’’ Je repeat: ‘’The dice are on the carpet’’.


12 posted on 06/09/2013 5:57:38 PM PDT by jmacusa (Political correctness is cultural Marxism. I'm not a Marxist.)
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To: OKSooner

What are you going to do with the shop vac?


13 posted on 06/09/2013 5:57:43 PM PDT by Cindy
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To: OKSooner

Message for Seymour. Send the crew to Dave’s. Wait till they are eating. Don’t do it early.


14 posted on 06/09/2013 5:58:24 PM PDT by Ben Mugged (The number one enemy of liberalism is reality.)
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To: Roccus

Mikey has long Johns.


15 posted on 06/09/2013 5:59:27 PM PDT by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: entropy12
This is Dave's WIFE, Dear. If you go out ONE MORE NIGHT, I'm bringing out the cast iron skillet!

Got it, Dear???

16 posted on 06/09/2013 5:59:40 PM PDT by Bradís Gramma (Psalm 83)
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To: entropy12

If you got the ‘good’ stuff, I’ll be there at 5:30.


17 posted on 06/09/2013 6:00:21 PM PDT by Delta Dawn
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To: OKSooner

Should I take the cannoli?


18 posted on 06/09/2013 6:00:42 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy
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To: Cindy
"Shop vac" is code for "detonator". That way the word "detonator" never appears in the thread and so can't be picked up by whoever is lurking.

Oops.

19 posted on 06/09/2013 6:01:02 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: OKSooner

Do ya got cheese?


20 posted on 06/09/2013 6:04:00 PM PDT by Bronzy
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To: OKSooner

You think you’re smart. The NSA knows.


21 posted on 06/09/2013 6:04:27 PM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: Brad's Gramma
"cast iron skillet"

Don't you mean 'pressure cooker'? LOL

22 posted on 06/09/2013 6:05:22 PM PDT by GeorgeWashingtonsGhost
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To: orlop9

??

You wouldn’t be talking about d-lysergic acid diethylamide tartrate25, would you?
Because I never heard of it.


23 posted on 06/09/2013 6:05:48 PM PDT by Lancey Howard
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To: Roccus

“Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor.”


24 posted on 06/09/2013 6:06:08 PM PDT by FortWorthPatriot ("If this be treason, make the most of it." - Patrick Henry, 30 May 1765)
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To: OKSooner

Is it safe?


25 posted on 06/09/2013 6:06:21 PM PDT by SecondAmendment (Restoring our Republic at 9.8357x10^8 FPS)
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To: OKSooner

Tacos- shop vac?

You guys are messy aren’t ya.


26 posted on 06/09/2013 6:06:47 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (President Obma; The Slumlord of the Rentseekers)
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To: OKSooner

I have a new red lipstick and matching purse.


27 posted on 06/09/2013 6:07:58 PM PDT by Black Agnes
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To: ClearCase_guy

No! Don’t take the cannoli ! Leave it there!


28 posted on 06/09/2013 6:08:21 PM PDT by hoosiermama (Obama: "Born in Kenya" Lying now or then!)
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To: OKSooner
I hope you don't mess up that rug - it really ties the room together.

Anyway, why are so many women getting tattoos? I wish they wouldn't.

29 posted on 06/09/2013 6:08:57 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: OKSooner

Check list....Tijuana Tango Tico Taco...Copy that.


30 posted on 06/09/2013 6:09:27 PM PDT by discipler (How's that 'hope and change' working for 'ya? - RL)
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To: Billthedrill

Damn it, no how, Bill!! The next thing you know, you’ll let slip that cannoli is C4....did I just say that out loud?


31 posted on 06/09/2013 6:10:45 PM PDT by SgtBob (Freedom is not for the faint of heart. Semper Fi!)
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To: OKSooner

Wounds my heart with a monotonous languor


32 posted on 06/09/2013 6:11:19 PM PDT by bizdoc (Oh yeah?)
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To: OKSooner
The moose bit my sister. The moose bit my sister.

My beeber was stuned.

Hugh, seriesly hugh.

33 posted on 06/09/2013 6:12:11 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: SamAdams76

‘I hope you don’t mess up that rug - it really ties the room together. ‘

Does the rug match the drapes? That would be a shame.


34 posted on 06/09/2013 6:15:55 PM PDT by Delta Dawn
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To: discipler

Well this is too easy, I will just load this up with all the code words the NSA jokers look for all day...Patriot tea party constitution revolution big boobie jugs


35 posted on 06/09/2013 6:16:51 PM PDT by Deathtomarxists (yellow black or white hillary's pantsuits stink by night!!)
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To: OKSooner

The blue black is really red. The cod are odd but the bass kick ass. Good copy.


36 posted on 06/09/2013 6:23:48 PM PDT by islander-11 (Save Nantucket - Vote Republican!!!)
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To: Deathtomarxists
Don't use "big boobie jugs". I have a filter that flags me to all the threads that have "big boobie jugs" in them.

Uh...

It's for research. Yeah, that's the ticket. Research.

37 posted on 06/09/2013 6:25:28 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: islander-11
irs chicago irs chicago irs chicago..... Dog whistles 2 for a dollar......

I'm such a racist!

38 posted on 06/09/2013 6:27:57 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (Jeremiah 50:32 "The arrogant one will stumble and fall With no one to raise him up; And I will set)
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To: Smokin' Joe

Ping me if it’s important . I’m in the shower .


39 posted on 06/09/2013 6:30:50 PM PDT by katykelly
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To: OKSooner

The mosquito has laid it’s eggs...


40 posted on 06/09/2013 6:33:03 PM PDT by vpintheak (We are the chosen few! Be thankful for it!)
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To: katykelly
Didn't your computer come with one of those labels saying "Don't use this product in the shower." ?

(If not, you may have already won the lawsuit lottery!!!)

41 posted on 06/09/2013 6:34:01 PM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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To: vpintheak

Don’t put all your eggs in a pressure cooker. Over.


42 posted on 06/09/2013 6:35:55 PM PDT by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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To: OKSooner

Who do you favor in the Virginia Slims tournament?


43 posted on 06/09/2013 6:37:53 PM PDT by Chaguito
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To: OKSooner

Make sure he asks Kenneth for the frequency.


44 posted on 06/09/2013 6:38:46 PM PDT by Red Steel
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To: null and void; Slings and Arrows

Don’t bring Fred. Wear your Yankees hat and don’t say anything to anybody.


45 posted on 06/09/2013 6:41:36 PM PDT by Jet Jaguar
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To: OKSooner

The monk is wearing his orange robes today.


46 posted on 06/09/2013 6:43:30 PM PDT by Maurice Tift (a)
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To: Maurice Tift

UPDATE: THIS STRUDEL TASTES FUNNY!


47 posted on 06/09/2013 6:44:16 PM PDT by Maurice Tift (a)
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To: rawcatslyentist

No, it’s chicargo. Watch your 6.


48 posted on 06/09/2013 6:47:05 PM PDT by rktman
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To: OKSooner

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49 posted on 06/09/2013 6:49:37 PM PDT by Nik Naym (It's not my fault... I have compulsive smartass disorder.)
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I can’t bring the Shop Vac because it smells like Horse Sh_T! I had to use it to clean the pond.

The ‘Pond’ Shop Vac motor started smoking to beat the band! It blew the Breaker. I had to enlist the other Shop Vac to get the job done. Now it smells like Horse Sh_t every time I start it up.

If you can wait until Father’s Day . . .


50 posted on 06/09/2013 6:52:34 PM PDT by BraveMan
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