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Man Intending to Propose in the Nude Goes to the Wrong House, Gets Tasered, Arrested
Opposing Views ^ | 06/05/2013 | By Sarah Rae Fruchtnicht

Posted on 06/05/2013 12:47:20 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd

Edited on 06/05/2013 12:49:50 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

A Florida man who planned to propose to his girlfriend while naked went to the wrong house and ended up getting tasered and arrested.

Thomas Edwards, 22, claimed he pulled the stunt because his girlfriend told him to propose in the nude. It was 3:45 a.m. on Sunday when he knocked on the wrong door in Casselberry. Homeowners called the police, who had a bizarre and ill-tempered confrontation with the nude man.


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TOPICS: Humor; Local News
KEYWORDS: donttasemebro; floriduh
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To: Charles Martel
OUCH! Not intentional at all!!!!

LOL

21 posted on 06/05/2013 1:30:34 PM PDT by 5thGenTexan
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Thomas Edwards

If Soetoro had a son ...

22 posted on 06/05/2013 1:30:36 PM PDT by A.A. Cunningham (Barry Soetoro can't pass E-verify)
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To: All

Oh good grief!! Who hasn’t had something similar to them? Well . . except for the proposing in the nude, wrong house naked and spitting at the cops and getting tasered . .but other than that, I’ve had similar stuff happen.


23 posted on 06/05/2013 1:33:31 PM PDT by BipolarBob
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To: 5thGenTexan

He’s lucky his “hose” didn’t get tased. That would have left a mark!


24 posted on 06/05/2013 1:40:26 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (November 4, 2008 and November 6, 2012.....Two days that will live in infamy!)
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To: A.A. Cunningham
I dunno.

He kinda has that whole MObama angry glare/stare look going for him.

 

25 posted on 06/05/2013 1:41:29 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: BipolarBob

I can’t even remember how many times it’s happened to me.


26 posted on 06/05/2013 1:42:25 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (I voted Republican, no Conservative was on the ballot.)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

“How can he not know which house is his girlfriend’s?”

The previous sentence you posted answers your question.

“Sounds like the dude was seriously drunk.”

Some guys can’t handle their liquor.


27 posted on 06/05/2013 1:43:21 PM PDT by july4thfreedomfoundation (November 4, 2008 and November 6, 2012.....Two days that will live in infamy!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

She said she wanted you to propose to her in the nude on the Kiss Cam at a Miami Heat game, dumb putz!


28 posted on 06/05/2013 1:45:36 PM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Responsibility2nd

Another match made in Heaven.


29 posted on 06/05/2013 1:54:47 PM PDT by Texas Songwriter (')
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To: BipolarBob

Said nobody, ever.

;]


30 posted on 06/05/2013 2:05:48 PM PDT by Salamander (The only things that last forever are memories and sorrow.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

If you have to get that drunk to propose,maybe he should rethink the whole deal.


31 posted on 06/05/2013 2:09:26 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (stop worrying about what they want to do to you,start thinking about what you want to do to them)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Sounds like this guy is fastracking his way to becoming the NYC mayor.


32 posted on 06/05/2013 2:10:33 PM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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To: Responsibility2nd

sounds like some gal found a real winner...


33 posted on 06/05/2013 2:12:44 PM PDT by Wanderer99
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To: Responsibility2nd

Did she say “yes”?


34 posted on 06/05/2013 2:19:51 PM PDT by I want the USA back (Pi$$ed off yet?)
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To: Responsibility2nd; All
Your favorite superhero, Florida Man:

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

35 posted on 06/05/2013 2:35:35 PM PDT by gura (If Allah is so great, why does he need fat sexually confused fanboys to do his dirty work? -iowahawk)
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To: Responsibility2nd

What did he burglar?


36 posted on 06/05/2013 2:56:37 PM PDT by bgill (The problem is...no one is watching the Watch List!)
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To: JoeProBono

FYI..


37 posted on 06/05/2013 3:13:16 PM PDT by ken5050 (Due to all the WH scandals, MSNBC is changing its slogan from "Lean Forward" to "BOHICA")
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To: 5thGenTexan; Slings and Arrows
If yer gonna marry her, at least know ‘er well enough to know which hose is hers.

LOL!!!!!

This is what he gets for thinking his hose is her hose.

At least it wasn't pantyhose he got mixed up about.

Does she use the hose to throw cold water on his (ahem!) 'indecent proposals'?

He should have paid more attention to the address, and less to the hose.

38 posted on 06/05/2013 4:51:32 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Precisely where doth one bear the ring for proposing when all is bare?

All’s bare in love and war. At least, if you’re this guy...


39 posted on 06/05/2013 11:05:48 PM PDT by Titan Magroyne (What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.)
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