Posted on 05/18/2013 8:06:55 PM PDT by nickcarraway
“Gold, Jerry! Gold!”
3 x 5 cards?
PLEASE tell me someone has copied these to a safe back-up media.
Uncle Miltie. One of the greatest. From a time when comedians were funny and they didn’t have to resort to raunch and filth.
Ain’t nuttin without the man.
Four Cabinets of Sheer Fun Ping
Take my files. Please!
Rumor is that Uncle Miltie had the biggest dong in Hollywood.
Until I drove through....
Waht?????
After all, Berle would not want to tell a joke he stole from Jack Benny on the Jack Benny show!
Here’s some reading on the subject...
http://flaglerlive.com/146/091128qt-milton-berle-big-dick/
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/archive/index.php/t-259640.html
Well, it’s May 18. What did they sell for.
I'd like to be just half the man Milton was (cough, cough)
You don’t think the chicks in the Ratt “Round and Round” video came to see the band did ya? ;)
At Last Cid Ceasar has a chance to get Berles joke collection.
I heard that too. LOL!.. And Joe DiMaggio.
Rumor was that DiMaggio “was a penis with a man hanging from it”. LOL
The joke was that he stole some jokes from other comedians. But Miltie said the worst was Steve Martin. NOTHING from Martin was original.
Don’t buy em... Steal em!
Mark
(for those too young to remember, there was an ongoing joke in comedy that Milton was constantly stealing material - Milton was behind the joke)
Bob Hope had an entire joke vault with many jokes untold, written for him by paid writers. What happened to those? Maybe he willed it to someone, and they aren’t talking...maybe Crystal?
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