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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 05/10/2013 8:09:14 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: Lucky9teen

61 posted on 05/10/2013 9:52:56 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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62 posted on 05/10/2013 9:54:03 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: jag.drafting

63 posted on 05/10/2013 9:56:11 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Old Sarge

64 posted on 05/10/2013 9:57:41 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Baynative

65 posted on 05/10/2013 9:58:20 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Old Sarge

66 posted on 05/10/2013 9:59:09 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Hoffer Rand

No mention of what the nickname was? ;-P


67 posted on 05/10/2013 10:01:37 AM PDT by MortMan (Disarming the sheep only emboldens the wolves.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Here are some facts about the 1500's Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, And they still smelled pretty good by June.. However, since they were starting to smell, Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married. Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, Then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water!"

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats, dogs (and other small animals, mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs."

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings Could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery In the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing.. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, It would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a "Thresh hold."

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers In the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme: "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all "sit around and chew the fat." Those with money had plates made of pewter.

Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous. Bread was divided according to status.. Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle, And guests got the top, or the "Upper crust."

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days.. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the custom; "Holding a wake."

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had ben burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be, "saved by the bell" or was "considered a dead ringer."

Where did "Piss Poor" come from? Interesting history. They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot. And then once it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery... If you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor". But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot... They "didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low. The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature Isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be.

And that's the truth. [MAYBE -- TheOldLady]

Now, whoever said history was boring!!! So get out there and educate someone! Share these facts with a friend.

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

We'll be friends until we are old and senile. Then we'll be new friends.

Smile, it gives your face something to do!

68 posted on 05/10/2013 10:46:26 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: BenLurkin

Black Filing Cabinet...ooh, I'm such a threat
69 posted on 05/10/2013 10:58:01 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

Yellow Chair? I swear that I’m not Native American!


70 posted on 05/10/2013 11:04:27 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Lucky9teen

Purple Mousepad


71 posted on 05/10/2013 11:05:54 AM PDT by Hoffer Rand (There ARE two Americas: "God's children" and the tax payers)
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To: Hoffer Rand

Blue Electric Stapler!


72 posted on 05/10/2013 11:11:41 AM PDT by freebird5850 (The only good thing about Barry getting re-elected is now we get to see him fall from a higher place)
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To: Lucky9teen

Grey half eaten corn dog


73 posted on 05/10/2013 11:14:33 AM PDT by READINABLUESTATE ("We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately." - Franklin)
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To: Lucky9teen

Blue Corkboard


74 posted on 05/10/2013 11:17:13 AM PDT by verga (A nation divided by Zero!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Grey Post-It Note checking in!


75 posted on 05/10/2013 11:19:40 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS
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To: Lucky9teen

Blue Screen (of Death?)


76 posted on 05/10/2013 11:35:31 AM PDT by fireforeffect (A kind word and a 2x4, gets you more than just a kind word.)
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To: READINABLUESTATE

LOL! Did you make that up? [giggles]


77 posted on 05/10/2013 11:39:16 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: GraceG

78 posted on 05/10/2013 11:40:30 AM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.-Sarah Palin)
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To: GraceG
Does their Mom not know how a condom works?

Mom wants a grandchild.


79 posted on 05/10/2013 11:43:06 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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To: N. Theknow
A Brief History Of Medicine

2000 B.C. — Here, eat this root.

1000 A.D. — That root is heathen. Say this prayer.

1850 A.D. — That prayer is superstition. Drink this potion.

1940 A.D. — That potion is snake oil. Swallow this pill.

1985 A.D. — That pill is ineffective. Take this antibiotic.

2008 A.D. — That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

80 posted on 05/10/2013 11:43:30 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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