World Exclusive: Chelsea Clinton adopting African baby

The National Enquirer ^ | 3-26-13 | Barry Levine -- executive editor

[afraidfortherepublic]

Big hearted Chelsea Clinton plans to adopt a baby from Africa, the Enquirer has learned exclusively.

[Sir Napsalot]

What’s wrong with a nearby baby in her own ‘hood?

[Ouchthatonehurt]

She will name him Barak, and so the cycle will be continued- Allah willing.

[reg45]

Why would he trade goats and cows for a pig?

[Sir Napsalot]

Yeah, but the skeptical expression on the baby’s face is priceless.

[Revolting cat!]

Leave Ms Hubbell alone, she’s for social justice!

[EEGator]

I thought rich white people couldn’t buy blacks anymore.

[al baby]

Buckwheat turned muslim now he is Kareem O Wheat

[BenLurkin]

He had a sister who was a “lady of the evening”

Her name was Renta Kunta.

[Tupelo]

Now that’s mighty white and liberal of her.

[bgill]

In light of the fam­ily’s humanitarian values, nothing could be more rewarding than for Chelsea to give a needy baby a for­ever home.”

Whew, isn't it great there are no needy children in America and that she can use a foreign kid as a platform.

[al baby]

Out of stock they all get aborted

[onedoug]

“Jungle Friend?”

[beelzepug]

“Kunta Kinte ??”

No, Kunta Klinte

[SpaceBar]

Article moved to General/Chat for some reason.

[MamaDearest]

From what I’ve seen on the streets and on the internet, I thought the latest trophy acquisition for leftwing female kooks was a Black male bedmate.

Add to your list TV shows, movies and advertisements.

[Pearls Before Swine]

If she wanted a black baby, why didn’t she marry an African man?

Three quick guesses: 1) Then it wouldn't be disadvantaged, since it was "hers," and the child of privilege 2) It wouldn't be authentic, it would be a "half-rican", or 3) She's already married.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

A hideous thought. What if the baby "looks like he could have been Obama's son".

Meanwhile, Amy Carter:

[Jane Long]

It’s the “in” thing with the young, female liberal kooks. They are all doing it. Adopting a trophy baby.

Reminds of the SNL skit with "Madonna" and "Angelina" fighting over who'd adopted the most exotic bebe.

[YukonGreen]

She probably doesn’t want to pass along the bad genes of her Father-in law who spent time in jail to a child of hers.

[utahagen]

The National Enquirer is reliable, but this particular story was pure conjecture. The paper was careful to indicate that people who know Chelsea Clinton think she’d love to adopt a baby from Africa. There was no indication she’s actually explored doing this.