To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on 03/22/2013 5:37:04 PM PDT
(the beatings will continue until morale improves)
posted on 03/22/2013 8:15:11 PM PDT
by Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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