To: Slings and Arrows
Well, there was this one... I’m not sure she qualified as an actual space alien, but mentally she was definitely from another planet!
posted on 03/22/2013 3:41:36 PM PDT
(I'll stop being a cynic when the world stops giving me reasons to be cynical.)
I instantly thought of my second ex-wife...
I'm sure I dated her sister! She had a talking parrot, trying to drive with that bird sitting on the steering wheel and chattering away was truly an out of this world experience.
She wasn't as crazy as the New Jersey girl who had an uncle Mario in the Mafia but that one didn't have a sister. She was afraid of my alligators so things just never worked out.
posted on 03/22/2013 8:53:17 PM PDT
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