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Once at the grocer I thought I heard a package of carrots screaming as they were being carried away by a murderous vegetarian. It was horrible. But then again, it may have just been her shoes squeaking.
1 posted on 03/12/2013 10:31:07 AM PDT by haffast
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To: haffast

They sure are broadening the definition of the word “talk”.


2 posted on 03/12/2013 10:34:19 AM PDT by Olog-hai
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No, you were correct. That crunching noise is them screaming out in pain as you eat them alive!


3 posted on 03/12/2013 10:40:17 AM PDT by rawcatslyentist ("Behold, I am against you, O arrogant one," Jeremiah 50:31)
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To: haffast

And here it is, a nice little trial balloon by the commies to instill the idea that plants and bugs are sentient with rights and therefore require total govt regulation of the environment to ensure they are properly treated.


4 posted on 03/12/2013 10:45:52 AM PDT by Free Vulcan (Vote Republican! [You can vote Democrat when you're dead]...)
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To: haffast

You watch, there’ll be people wanting to marry their rose bush or lilly.


6 posted on 03/12/2013 10:58:17 AM PDT by Portcall24
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Good gosh, I have a crazy as hell neighbor that converted from Catholic to moose limb to please her iranian born husband.
She complained I use roundup on weeds and she said it was terrible as she can hear their screams as they die
I try to wait til she’s home to use the stuff


7 posted on 03/12/2013 11:00:15 AM PDT by Joe Boucher ((FUBO))
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To: haffast

5 years from now a group is formed for plants’ rights. No more eating plants.


10 posted on 03/12/2013 11:05:18 AM PDT by I want the USA back
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To: haffast

Reminds me of a very old Roald Dahl Sfi-Fi/Fantasy story, “The Sound Machine”.


11 posted on 03/12/2013 11:14:55 AM PDT by Ribeye (Protective headwear courtesy of Reynolds Aluminum Products- Extra-cranial RF Suppression Division)
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To: greeneyes

garden ping-a-ling


12 posted on 03/12/2013 11:17:38 AM PDT by bgill
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14 posted on 03/12/2013 11:27:57 AM PDT by Bratch
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Well here we go. You can’t eat meat and if plants have ‘feelings’ and language you certainly can’t eat them. That leaves what, yogurt? Basically humankind shouldn’t eat anything—just lay down and die and let the planet be cleansed? I just wish the lunatics who believe that would lead by example.


16 posted on 03/12/2013 2:26:14 PM PDT by ClearBlueSky
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