Posted on 03/10/2013 10:40:33 AM PDT by llevrok
Do you have one for the Washington monument too. At the rate the regime is going we’re gonna need it.
Good point ....
Where's Zsa Zsa when you need her?
Looks even MORE like Giant Penis.....
Islam, the Religion of Screwing you over....
Screwed over if you are a woman so they can mutilate you and remove your external genitals, screwed over if you are man as it needs cheap disposable martyrs to blow up, screwed over if you are not a muslim by paying the “Jizz-ra” Tax, Screwed over if you are a Jew as they demand your immediate death.
Islam: They love their penis buildings because they love to screw EVERYONE in some horrible horrible way.
She’s Hungarian. ( but she was in that Moulin Rouge Movie)
Johnson: Colonel, you better take a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
[cut to the sky in two jets]
Jet Pilot: Dick!
Dick: Yeah?
Pilot: Take a look outta starboard.
Dick: Oh, my God! It looks like a huge--
[cut to a forest with 2 birdwatchers]
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker!
Bird-Watching Man: [raises his binoculars] Oh, where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Wait! that's not a woodpecker. It
looks like someone's--
[cut to a boot camp]
Army Sergeant: PRIVATES! We have reports of an unidentified flying object! It is a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
[cut to a baseball game]
Umpire: 2 balls! [looks up from game] What is that? That looks just like an enormous--
[cut to a Chinese school]
Teacher: Wang! Pay attention!
Wang: I was distracted by that enormous flying--
[cut to a concert with Willie Nelson and another guitarist]
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [looks up] Well, it looks like a giant--
[cut back to headquarters]
Colonel: Johnson!
Johnson: Yes, sir!
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this!
I’ve seen that... what is that from?
Heh.
Their Minarets Point High To Venus
Most are shaped just like a (male member).
The Meteorite that excites the Moozzy
is encased inside a giant (Kitty Cat)
But what can one say of those whose prayer
Is made with (donkeys) in the air?
Austin Powers Goldmember!
hee hee... “Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery”
You could do the same thing for Big Ben.
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