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To: glock rocks

I just picked up 100 cans of “solid white tuna”, labeled with a real brand name and at an excellent price. In case of an emergency, it’s nice to have plenty of protein with a long shelf life. Unfortunately, I’m not so sure about oily anal leakage as an emergency plan.


22 posted on 03/03/2013 2:21:58 AM PST by Pollster1
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To: Pollster1

The authorities will be able to locate you by following the trail. :^)


29 posted on 03/03/2013 3:30:12 AM PST by mkmensinger
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To: Pollster1

That oily anal leakage will burn for hours. I eat three cans of almost tuna daily and find I can run a diesel generator for an hour powered only by my daily oily anal leakage.

Blessing in disguise? You bet!

Send me a dollar and I can get you the details.


52 posted on 03/03/2013 5:31:55 AM PST by urbanpovertylawcenter (where the law and poverty collide in an urban setting and sparks fly)
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To: Pollster1

Mislabled Tuna? No thanks, I’d rather stick with
my favorite, Pacific Slimehead other wise known
as Orange Roughy. hahahah.


103 posted on 03/03/2013 8:51:28 AM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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