I just picked up 100 cans of “solid white tuna”, labeled with a real brand name and at an excellent price. In case of an emergency, it’s nice to have plenty of protein with a long shelf life. Unfortunately, I’m not so sure about oily anal leakage as an emergency plan.
The authorities will be able to locate you by following the trail. :^)
That oily anal leakage will burn for hours. I eat three cans of almost tuna daily and find I can run a diesel generator for an hour powered only by my daily oily anal leakage.
Blessing in disguise? You bet!
Send me a dollar and I can get you the details.
Mislabled Tuna? No thanks, I’d rather stick with
my favorite, Pacific Slimehead other wise known
as Orange Roughy. hahahah.