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Woman 'smothered lover with breasts'
The Daily Telegraph [Au] ^ | March 02, 2013

Posted on 03/02/2013 9:07:57 PM PST by Slings and Arrows

A WOMAN has appeared in court accused of trying to suffocate her boyfriend with her breasts.

Karin Hoffer is accused of forcing her boyfriend's head into her breasts as they made love.

A court heard that Andreas Koller struggled to breathe as he was attacked during sex, The Sun reports.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailytelegraph.com.au ...


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1 posted on 03/02/2013 9:08:08 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows

Sequestration strikes again.


2 posted on 03/02/2013 9:10:20 PM PST by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; mikrofon; martin_fierro
She was charged with GBH after the alleged attack. . . .

Great Big Hooters?

3 posted on 03/02/2013 9:12:28 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Approaching my fifty-tenth birthday, on March 7.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Well, if I could choose my manner of death. This would be pretty high on the list.


4 posted on 03/02/2013 9:12:37 PM PST by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: Slings and Arrows
No pictures! Das ist nicht richtig. Lovely beer maiden gone bezerk?
5 posted on 03/02/2013 9:13:23 PM PST by Hop A Long Cassidy
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To: 3Fingas

My husband could never accuse me of this. LOL!


6 posted on 03/02/2013 9:14:06 PM PST by KittenClaws (You may have to fight a battle more than once in order to win it." - Margaret Thatcher)
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
"Don't call the cops yet! I think I'm ready for another attempt!"


7 posted on 03/02/2013 9:14:32 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wait one, I want to reserve my comments until I can see a picture of the accused.


8 posted on 03/02/2013 9:14:32 PM PST by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: Slings and Arrows

"chit....here they come again"

9 posted on 03/02/2013 9:15:07 PM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Slings and Arrows

I try to keep abreast of the news, but I simply have no appeteat for this.


10 posted on 03/02/2013 9:15:30 PM PST by struggle (http://killthegovernment.wordpress.com/)
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To: 3Fingas
Wait one, I want to reserve my comments until I can see a picture of the accused.

Probably just some boob.

12 posted on 03/02/2013 9:17:55 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
when boobs are outlawed, only out laws will have boobs......
13 posted on 03/02/2013 9:18:41 PM PST by llevrok (Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’ll smotha ya with me boobs.


14 posted on 03/02/2013 9:19:33 PM PST by Wiggins
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To: Doogle

Kitteh will adapt.

15 posted on 03/02/2013 9:21:38 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Attack with spectacular weapons?


16 posted on 03/02/2013 9:22:08 PM PST by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: Slings and Arrows; mikrofon; martin_fierro
She was charged with GBH after the alleged attack in Unna, Germany.

Ich bin ein Biglunger.

17 posted on 03/02/2013 9:22:53 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Approaching my fifty-tenth birthday, on March 7.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

this is more salacious than what I posted and got pulled.

different standards I guess


18 posted on 03/02/2013 9:22:56 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This thread is completely silly and is neither “GERMANe” nor “TOPical”. :-)


19 posted on 03/02/2013 9:23:35 PM PST by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I hope that’s not a crime.


20 posted on 03/02/2013 9:24:55 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I think it means Great Bodily Harm, but I like your version better...


21 posted on 03/02/2013 9:26:12 PM PST by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable tyranny.)
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To: GeronL

Like we say in South Carolina, “If at first you don’t secede...”


22 posted on 03/02/2013 9:26:23 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

??

no, I’m not going to repost it. If the mods love their underage trannies that much, I guess I’ll let them win this one.

:\


23 posted on 03/02/2013 9:28:57 PM PST by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Slings and Arrows

They weren’t sure of the cause of death but he died with a big smile on his face.


24 posted on 03/02/2013 9:29:05 PM PST by detective
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To: detective

Apparently she attacked him with two 44’s,.... And a gun.


25 posted on 03/02/2013 9:31:16 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Got a problem? Nothing a drone strike can't fix.)
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To: KittenClaws

The guy sounds like a wimp - an unappreciative one at that.


26 posted on 03/02/2013 9:31:16 PM PST by Aria ( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coup d'etats.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; mikrofon; martin_fierro
She was charged with GBH after the alleged attack in Unna, Germany.

She must not have been wearing any Unnawear.

27 posted on 03/02/2013 9:31:16 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Approaching my fifty-tenth birthday, on March 7.)
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To: KittenClaws

The guy sounds like a wimp - an unappreciative one at that.


28 posted on 03/02/2013 9:31:29 PM PST by Aria ( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coup d'etats.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Without reading the whole story I am forced to assume she had weapons of MASS destruction.


29 posted on 03/02/2013 9:33:37 PM PST by berdie
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To: Charles Henrickson
She must not have been wearing any Unnawear.

"Honey, I think we should air our differences..."

30 posted on 03/02/2013 9:34:02 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Just some boob
Probably just some boob.

Pinging Just some boob...

31 posted on 03/02/2013 9:37:01 PM PST by Syncro ("So?" - Andrew Breitbart The King of All Media (RIP Feb 1, 1969 – Mar 1, 2012)
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To: Aria
The guy sounds like a wimp - an unappreciative one at that.

He should have said, "Thanks for the mammaries!"

32 posted on 03/02/2013 9:37:21 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Approaching my fifty-tenth birthday, on March 7.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

She obviously has an aTITude problem.


33 posted on 03/02/2013 9:40:10 PM PST by ChildOfThe60s (If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there)
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To: berdie

It was a “Physical” cliff


34 posted on 03/02/2013 9:41:39 PM PST by bigmak007 (They who can't control their own passions, want to passionately control others.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Tit for tat?


35 posted on 03/02/2013 9:42:54 PM PST by FishinTX (Waiting on the second shot heard around the world.)
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To: FishinTX

What’s the exchange rate?


36 posted on 03/02/2013 9:44:11 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
BRAce yourself for another TITtillating story! Here's some nipples!
37 posted on 03/02/2013 9:47:20 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Sure beats the hell out of getting a bullet in the face.


38 posted on 03/02/2013 9:47:30 PM PST by detective
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To: Slings and Arrows

May we see the weapons, yer on ‘er?


39 posted on 03/02/2013 9:47:53 PM PST by clintonh8r (Happy to be represented by Lt. Col. Allen West)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This thread is NOT useless without pictures.

From my observations of threads of this nature on FR, it’s become clear that those involved in that kind of behavior are the very ones you DON’T want to see pics of.


40 posted on 03/02/2013 9:49:47 PM PST by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Hoffer hovered, Koller hollered!


41 posted on 03/02/2013 9:52:05 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: metmom

At least Helen Thomas hasn’t shown up yet.


42 posted on 03/02/2013 9:52:30 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Now you gone and done it.

It won’t be long now.

You know the saying.....

If you mention something and it’s bad - it happens, and if it’s good - it goes away.


43 posted on 03/02/2013 9:54:32 PM PST by metmom (For freedom Christ has set us free; stand firm therefore & do not submit again to a yoke of slavery)
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To: Slings and Arrows

This reminds me of a really bad drive-in movie titled “Deadly Weapons” starring Chesty Morgan. Yeesh


44 posted on 03/02/2013 9:54:55 PM PST by lafroste
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To: berdie; mikrofon; martin_fierro

His Significant Other has Significant Udders.


45 posted on 03/02/2013 9:55:18 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Approaching my fifty-tenth birthday, on March 7.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

46 posted on 03/02/2013 9:56:22 PM PST by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: Slings and Arrows
At least Helen Thomas hasn’t shown up yet.


47 posted on 03/02/2013 9:57:00 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

I’m going to have to update my Living Will. That’s the only way to go.


48 posted on 03/02/2013 9:59:43 PM PST by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: FishinTX; Slings and Arrows
"Tit for tat?"

Kitty on a titty

49 posted on 03/02/2013 10:00:46 PM PST by Tula Git
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To: Slings and Arrows

Good Lord!!, Man have you no idea how to snorkel for air!!!


50 posted on 03/02/2013 10:00:59 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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