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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 03/01/2013 4:41:18 AM PST by Lucky9teen

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I had lots of time on Saturday so I decided to weed the flower bed in front of the house. When I got out front I noticed one of those free newspapers that often clutters up my driveway. I decided it was best to just get it right then. When I got to the front of the driveway I noticed a problem spot that really needed some water.

I went into the garage and put the little Miracle-Gro sprayer on it and set it up to do the watering. The Miracle-Gro has one of those shut-off valves so you can start the water then go do the spraying. Well, when I got down to the sprayer and turned on the water I noticed the pressure was extremely low.

I’ve been here before. There’s an input filter in my house that gets clogged sometimes so I went down into the basement to clean that out. I got it cleaned out and turned the water back on, when I noticed some old plant pots that I had meant to take up to the attic the week before. Knowing I would just forget again if I didn’t take them right up I hiked up to the attic to put them away.

Wouldn’t you know, the last time I was up there I had found an old trunk from my Air Force days and had been looking through some of that stuff. Somehow I never put it all away so I put it all carefully back, closed the trunk, and put the trunk where it belonged. Then I headed downstairs.

It was lunch time so I made myself a nice sandwich and some lemonade and looked through the latest copy of World Magazine that had arrived the day before. I had a couple of cookies for dessert - my favorite chocolate chip recipe.

The doorbell rang as I was cleaning up and it was the mailman with a package I had ordered from Amazon. He also had brought me the letters he normally puts in the mailbox the trip. I thanked him with a cookie then took the mail back into the table. Most of it was junk, but there was a letter from my brother in China so I read that and put it in the mail pile. But the mail pile had been really piling up over the week so I sorted the pile into all the places I keep my mail.

By now it was 2:00. I’m getting older so I like to take a little nap in front of some game or other. When I woke up the game was actually pretty good, so I watched it until the end.

Suddenly it was 5:00 and time to get ready to meet my wife for dinner. I hadn’t accomplished anything. Not only was the flower bed not weeded, but the driveway was full of water and I had to move the hose before I could get the car out of the garage.

I wonder if this is how Alzheimer’s starts.


21 posted on 03/01/2013 5:32:02 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Old Sarge; Registered

I miss Registered and I see his website is shut down again. Sigh.

22 posted on 03/01/2013 5:32:57 AM PST by Pan_Yan
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To: Lucky9teen

bfl


23 posted on 03/01/2013 5:37:41 AM PST by Dr. Thorne ("How long, O Lord, holy and true?" - Rev. 6:10)
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To: Lucky9teen

24 posted on 03/01/2013 5:44:52 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: ArGee

They say a sense of wonder helps you stay young.

So I’ve spent the last 4 months wondering how the U.S. could have re-elected Barack Obama as President.

I don’t think it’s working.


25 posted on 03/01/2013 5:45:40 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Disambiguator

WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOO TGIF


26 posted on 03/01/2013 5:48:33 AM PST by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: Lucky9teen

bfl


27 posted on 03/01/2013 5:56:12 AM PST by Dr. Thorne ("How long, O Lord, holy and true?" - Rev. 6:10)
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To: Lucky9teen

you rock!


28 posted on 03/01/2013 6:09:46 AM PST by InvisibleChurch (the mature Christian is almost impossible to offend)
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To: Lucky9teen
*flip*
*flip*
"If your not top / lead dog..everything looks the same.."
*flip*
*flip*

29 posted on 03/01/2013 6:42:34 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income,tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: InvisibleChurch
you rock!

Fo shizzle she be a person, not rock.

I tried to get my pet rock to post here, but it can't work the mouse.

30 posted on 03/01/2013 6:46:55 AM PST by ArGee (An open mind is like an open window - if you don't have a screen, you get flies.)
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To: Lucky9teen

31 posted on 03/01/2013 6:59:44 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Pan_Yan
it's inactive; reason: b/c testing issues..maybe...

32 posted on 03/01/2013 7:00:29 AM PST by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income,tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: Disambiguator

33 posted on 03/01/2013 7:01:49 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Pan_Yan

34 posted on 03/01/2013 7:03:01 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Old Sarge

35 posted on 03/01/2013 7:04:13 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Arrowhead1952

36 posted on 03/01/2013 7:06:43 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: mykroar

37 posted on 03/01/2013 7:07:34 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Doogle

38 posted on 03/01/2013 7:08:40 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: SMARTY

39 posted on 03/01/2013 7:09:42 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: blueunicorn6

40 posted on 03/01/2013 7:11:34 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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