Posted on 02/26/2013 8:11:03 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
FNN Exclusive: The President, aka His Arrogance, has announced that sequestration will affect the Executive Branch, including the White House. Although His Arrogance is exempt from sequestration, Slow Joe is not. Although Slow Joe is a valued member of the White House team, Slow Joe (aka bucket of warm spit) is going to be laid off. Slow Joe said that he was disappointed, but like John Kerry-Heinz, his wife has a job and can take care of him. With all the free time, he is going to work on his hobby of being a circus clown. With his past experience as a senator and as a bucket of warm spit, he should have no problem breaking into the DNC inner circles.
His Arrogance has also announced the layoff of the presidental dog and elimination of the position. Luckily, the new Korean preseident was visiting a graceously agreed to take the dog and make a new home for it. She was quoted as "having a great liking of all dogs".
Additionally, the MSM lackeys are going to be shorted in their bonuses this year with the elimination of the backdoored consulting contracts. Although they are doing a wonderfull job demonizing Congress on sequestration, gun control, taxes, etc. there just isn't money in the budget for a big bonus contract payouts this year. His Arrogance is very worried about losing some of these highly trained MSM lackeys to Cuomo or Bloomberg if the sequestration should go for any length of time.
Sucks to be the “Clown”. Maybe he and his wife can spend a little time at the rifle range practicing “shooting a shotgun in the air”
I can’t help thinking that satire is inappropriate on this point.
IOW, it just ain’t funny.
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