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Posted on 02/11/2013 5:24:04 AM PST by beebuster2000
Turns out all the Cardinals were given Obama phones and are also on food stamps.
I don’t think he wants it, but he’s going to try a recess appointment.
Obama wouldn’t take the job. He sees himself as being one level above Pope.
Obama is black...... there will never be a negro pope
Why would he take a demotion to pope when all of the mainstream media and 51% of the country think he’s God?
But...he’s already allah.
Kerry is wishing he hadn’t taken that Sec. of State job now that the Pope job has opened up.
I suppose they are using food stamps to buy communion wafers? And the cash part of EBT for the wine?
ok, thats funny
The odds on favorite is a black cardinal from Ghana.
And I don’t care if he is black or white as long as he recognizes the threat from Islamists.
A black cardinal from Ghana would be the worst nightmare for Leftist Regressive Catholics (who want to go back to the days of Roman and Canaanite Paganism) and Muslims. African priests, whether Catholic or Episcopal, are FAR more Conservative than their European and American counterparts.
There have been at least three.
Wouldn't be a problem at all. He'd be treated like Clarence Thomas.
Your post reminds me of a homily given by a local african priest a few years ago right before Christmas.
He was describing how poor and humble his Christmas celebrations were in Africa as a child.
He went off on a tangent and said (paraphrasing)- they celebrated Christmas - not Kwanza. “What is this Kwanza?” He had to come to America to learn about this so-called “African” holiday
Wow! Pope, Messiah, Antichrist and Caliphate all at once!
It’s the next logical step for a man who views himself as infallible.
When he becomes pope, he will have to choose a papal name, as Joseph Ratzinger became Benedict XVI. What name should he choose?
Not as pretty as your work but a good laugh nonetheless :)
>>When he becomes pope, he will have to choose a papal name, as Joseph Ratzinger became Benedict XVI. What name should he choose?<<
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