Rodney Dangerfield probably had a joke about this kind of arrangement.
“I tell ya, my wife likes to talk during sex. Last night, she called me from a motel.”
Henny Youngman did:
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.