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Former Viking Fred Smoot: Urine big trouble now
pioneer press ^ | 1-25-13 | Kevin Cusick

Posted on 01/25/2013 8:55:56 AM PST by TurboZamboni

Former Viking Fred Smoot has come a long way since the 2005 Love Boat incident. Or maybe not. (Doug Pensinger/Getty Images) Related

Fred Smoot played only two seasons with the Minnesota Vikings, but he'll never be forgotten thanks to his history-making role planning the team's 2005 sex cruise on Lake Minnetonka.

The cornerback hasn't played in the NFL since 2009, but he's still making a splash.

Smoot was arrested on drunken driving charges on Dec. 30 in Washington, D.C. That's bad. He then proceeded to wet his pants in the police station. That's worse.

Police detected "a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage" when they pulled over Smoot, according to a report posted on the Washingtonian website on Thursday. After he failed a field sobriety test, the Love Boat captain was taken downtown, where he twice refused to take a breathalyzer test.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Sports
KEYWORDS: drunk; nfl; urine; viking
While Smoot was being booked, according to the Washingtonian, a police officer noticed a puddle at Smoot's feet, and "urine running down his pant leg." And, no, he had not expressed a need to relieve himself.

he doesn’t use a Wizzinator…he IS the Wizzinator !

1 posted on 01/25/2013 8:56:08 AM PST by TurboZamboni
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To: TurboZamboni

One of the contractors at the refinery where I work sometimes was caught with a whizzinator. It is now shown to all as (or one like it) part of the Drug and Alcohol policy training..


2 posted on 01/25/2013 9:01:49 AM PST by cardinal4 (Constitution? What Constitution?)
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To: cardinal4

I had to look up what a wizzinator is. I can’t believe that fools anyone.


3 posted on 01/25/2013 9:12:03 AM PST by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: TurboZamboni
Not to be confused with Oliver R. Smoot.
4 posted on 01/25/2013 9:57:43 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: TurboZamboni
Corrected link: Oliver R. Smoot.
5 posted on 01/25/2013 9:59:42 AM PST by JustSayNoToNannies ("The Lord has removed His judgments against you" - Zep. 3:15)
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To: TurboZamboni; WXRGina; duffee; onyx; DrewsMum; Tupelo; mstar; jdirt; Vietnam Vet From New Mexico; ..

Mississippi IppI Ping


6 posted on 01/25/2013 10:32:07 AM PST by WKB ( Remember "Bush Lied and People Died" Now it's "People died and Obama Lied")
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To: logitech; WKB

Urine PING!

Bizarre!


7 posted on 01/25/2013 10:37:27 AM PST by WXRGina (Further up and further in!)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Smoot


8 posted on 01/25/2013 10:37:37 AM PST by WKB ( Remember "Bush Lied and People Died" Now it's "People died and Obama Lied")
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To: Lx

I wonder how much the “urine provider” job pays?


9 posted on 01/25/2013 10:38:14 AM PST by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: WXRGina

Beat you by 5 minutes Gina, :>)


10 posted on 01/25/2013 10:39:02 AM PST by WKB ( Remember "Bush Lied and People Died" Now it's "People died and Obama Lied")
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To: TurboZamboni
Fred Smoot played only two seasons with the Minnesota Vikings, but he'll never be forgotten thanks to his history-making role planning the team's 2005 sex cruise on Lake Minnetonka.

Sounds like he needs to go back Lake Minnetonka and purify himself.

11 posted on 01/25/2013 10:42:39 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: WKB

No, your ping is what I was responding to. I was pinging my husband, and telling you both, “bizarre!”

Thanks for the ping. Smoot’s making Mississippi Peeroud!
:-)


12 posted on 01/25/2013 10:43:01 AM PST by WXRGina (Further up and further in!)
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To: WXRGina

OH OK, Well,You know how those MississIPPI State boys are once they get off the farm.


13 posted on 01/25/2013 11:12:23 AM PST by WKB ( Remember "Bush Lied and People Died" Now it's "People died and Obama Lied")
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To: WKB

Yeah, Depends... :-)


14 posted on 01/25/2013 11:14:49 AM PST by WXRGina (Further up and further in!)
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To: TurboZamboni

Read between the lines...because he probably was a jerk to the police..mouthing off..acting obnoxiously, they just wouldn’t let him go to bathroom..made him stand, or hop there until he wet himself. Very old cop trick..


15 posted on 01/25/2013 12:30:19 PM PST by ken5050 ("One useless man is a shame, two are a law firm, three or more are a Congress".. John Adams)
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To: Lx

The lady doing the drug tests had some stories to tell..


16 posted on 01/25/2013 1:16:09 PM PST by cardinal4 (Constitution? What Constitution?)
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To: nascarnation

The link I read, said it was synthetic. I don’t know how hard it is to make synthetic urine but it would be a lucrative business getting clean people to sell their urine; it could be like the movie Gattica and certainly more entertaining.

I wonder if the synthetic stuff is able to determine the sex of the person. Wasn’t it on Seinfeld where Elaine failed a drug test because she ate too many poppy seed muffins. I think she ended up using Seinfeld’s mom’s urine and Elaine still couldn’t go because she had menopause. Or something like that.


17 posted on 01/25/2013 1:43:30 PM PST by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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