Skip to comments.Former Viking Fred Smoot: Urine big trouble now
Posted on 01/25/2013 8:55:56 AM PST by TurboZamboni
Former Viking Fred Smoot has come a long way since the 2005 Love Boat incident. Or maybe not. (Doug Pensinger/Getty Images) Related
Fred Smoot played only two seasons with the Minnesota Vikings, but he'll never be forgotten thanks to his history-making role planning the team's 2005 sex cruise on Lake Minnetonka.
The cornerback hasn't played in the NFL since 2009, but he's still making a splash.
Smoot was arrested on drunken driving charges on Dec. 30 in Washington, D.C. That's bad. He then proceeded to wet his pants in the police station. That's worse.
Police detected "a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage" when they pulled over Smoot, according to a report posted on the Washingtonian website on Thursday. After he failed a field sobriety test, the Love Boat captain was taken downtown, where he twice refused to take a breathalyzer test.
(Excerpt) Read more at twincities.com ...
he doesnt use a Wizzinator
he IS the Wizzinator !
One of the contractors at the refinery where I work sometimes was caught with a whizzinator. It is now shown to all as (or one like it) part of the Drug and Alcohol policy training..
I had to look up what a wizzinator is. I can’t believe that fools anyone.
Mississippi IppI Ping
I wonder how much the “urine provider” job pays?
Beat you by 5 minutes Gina, :>)
Sounds like he needs to go back Lake Minnetonka and purify himself.
No, your ping is what I was responding to. I was pinging my husband, and telling you both, “bizarre!”
Thanks for the ping. Smoot’s making Mississippi Peeroud!
OH OK, Well,You know how those MississIPPI State boys are once they get off the farm.
Yeah, Depends... :-)
Read between the lines...because he probably was a jerk to the police..mouthing off..acting obnoxiously, they just wouldn’t let him go to bathroom..made him stand, or hop there until he wet himself. Very old cop trick..
The lady doing the drug tests had some stories to tell..
The link I read, said it was synthetic. I don’t know how hard it is to make synthetic urine but it would be a lucrative business getting clean people to sell their urine; it could be like the movie Gattica and certainly more entertaining.
I wonder if the synthetic stuff is able to determine the sex of the person. Wasn’t it on Seinfeld where Elaine failed a drug test because she ate too many poppy seed muffins. I think she ended up using Seinfeld’s mom’s urine and Elaine still couldn’t go because she had menopause. Or something like that.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.