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Woman attacks man with Swedish sausage
www.thelocal.se ^ | 01/18/2013 | TT/The Local/og

Posted on 01/18/2013 8:47:06 AM PST by WesternCulture

A woman in southern Sweden has been charged for attempted assault after attacking a man with a frying pan full of Swedish sausages.

The woman, who is in her fifties, reportedly threw the frying pan at the man during a heated spat at their home in Borås, southern Sweden.

She even threatened to kill the man, according to Sveriges Radio.

While the flying frying pan didn't hit the intended target, the man was hit with the force of the pan's contents - Swedish Falukorv and a good dose of grease.

The man was not injured by the Swedish sausage.

The woman has now been charged with attempted assault and making illegal threats, with the victim demanding compensation of 850 kronor ($130).

Falukorv is a traditional Swedish sausage, usually made with a mixture of grated pork, beef, or veal, together with potato starch flour and spices.

The sausage's name comes from the town of Falun in central Sweden, where the falukorv has history stretching back to the 16th century among workers at the local copper mine.

The sausage is a popular ingredient in many a Swedish dish, and is often served with potato, macaroni or beans.

The falukorv was even a central character in one of Sweden's cult pornographic films from the seventies, Fäbodjäntan (titled "Come and Blow the Horn" in the UK).


TOPICS: Local News
KEYWORDS: chitchat; falukorv; napl; sausage; sweden; swedishsausage

1 posted on 01/18/2013 8:47:14 AM PST by WesternCulture
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To: WesternCulture

if it will save one life, we need to act immediatly on swedish sausage control


2 posted on 01/18/2013 8:48:44 AM PST by wny
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To: WesternCulture

Ban sausages! And frying pans!


3 posted on 01/18/2013 8:49:03 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
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To: WesternCulture; Slings and Arrows

NAPL please!!!


4 posted on 01/18/2013 8:50:21 AM PST by Gefn ("I am waiting for a rebirth of wonder")
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To: WesternCulture

At least ban high capacity frying plans of 9 inches or larger. No one need to cook that much sausage.


5 posted on 01/18/2013 8:50:21 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (Nothing will change until after the war.)
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To: Daffynition; JoeProBono

Ping


6 posted on 01/18/2013 8:50:57 AM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. The Fiscal cliff has a spectacular view.)
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To: WesternCulture

Few of us Swedes would claim Falukorv to be a delicacy, just like Americans in general don’t consider the hot dog to be the best dish USA ever has come up with.

About the Falukorv:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falukorv


7 posted on 01/18/2013 8:50:57 AM PST by WesternCulture
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To: WesternCulture

This is outrageous. Everyone knows the German Attack Sausage is recommended for this type of use.


8 posted on 01/18/2013 8:52:14 AM PST by bigbob
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To: ClearCase_guy

Two to four links is all anyone needs.


9 posted on 01/18/2013 8:53:21 AM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers ("I'm not anti-anything, I just wanna be free." - Mike Muir)
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To: WesternCulture

Well, at least she didn’t come at him with a pointy stick.


10 posted on 01/18/2013 8:53:27 AM PST by wbill
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To: WesternCulture
The story tries to downplay the story and make it humorous.

Having a hot frying pan thrown at you can cause serious injuries. The only reason it didn't was that she missed. If it happened to me, I'd be out of there immediately and filing for divorce.

11 posted on 01/18/2013 8:53:46 AM PST by PapaBear3625 (You don't notice it's a police state until the police come for you.)
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To: WesternCulture
If he would have attacked her with his Swedish sausage it would have been sexual harassment, but when a woman does it, well it's ok.

Will these double standards ever end? lol

12 posted on 01/18/2013 8:53:55 AM PST by V_TWIN (obama=where there's smoke, there's mirrors)
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To: bigbob
"Everyone knows the German Attack Sausage is recommended for this type of use."

Not as deadly as a Polish Kill-basa.

13 posted on 01/18/2013 8:56:01 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: WesternCulture

"Orn sausage desh, dee born sausage desh, de umn bork! bork! bork!"


14 posted on 01/18/2013 8:56:46 AM PST by COBOL2Java (kak-is-toc-ra-cy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens. See: GOP-e)
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To: WesternCulture

It’s all in the presentation. Served underhand at 80 MPH it loses it’s charm.


15 posted on 01/18/2013 8:57:13 AM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: WesternCulture

Now if this were Norway, and the man had been hit with a glob of lutefisk, it would definitely be grounds for assault with a deadly food. Uff da!


16 posted on 01/18/2013 8:57:22 AM PST by driftless2
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To: WesternCulture

I can’t figure why the nationality of the man’s sausage is important to this story.


17 posted on 01/18/2013 8:59:01 AM PST by 1raider1
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To: WesternCulture

Well, it’s not the wurst that could happen............


18 posted on 01/18/2013 9:00:32 AM PST by Red Badger (Lincoln freed the slaves. Obama just got them ALL back......................)
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To: WesternCulture

This is just weird because I had swedish sausage for supper last night. I used my sausage responsibly.


19 posted on 01/18/2013 9:01:14 AM PST by DManA
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To: WesternCulture

Would an American Sausage have been more threatening or dangerous?


20 posted on 01/18/2013 9:03:07 AM PST by Bikkuri (Hope for Conservative push in the next 2-4 years..........)
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To: WesternCulture

Its those Swedish meatballs you gotta watch out for!


21 posted on 01/18/2013 9:05:03 AM PST by faithhopecharity
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To: WesternCulture

Assult sausage is linked to violent behavior claims VP Biden, limits on package size to be developed. Who needs 10 hot dogs in a package when there are only 8 buns in package anyway, asks Gov. Coumo.


22 posted on 01/18/2013 9:12:28 AM PST by dblshot (I am John Galt.)
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To: faithhopecharity

Which is why you can only have seven Swedish meatballs per magazine...er serving in NYC.


23 posted on 01/18/2013 9:14:29 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: WesternCulture

A sâüsâge bit my sister ønce.


24 posted on 01/18/2013 9:19:50 AM PST by eCSMaster (Palin was correct!)
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To: WesternCulture

Not as good as Christmas korv but still pretty good eating.

He probably asked for lutefisk and got the appropriate response


25 posted on 01/18/2013 9:25:51 AM PST by Nifster
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To: massgopguy

yes!! and it only takes one or two of those metaballs to finish off a burglar, too...


26 posted on 01/18/2013 9:26:43 AM PST by faithhopecharity
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To: WesternCulture

“COME AND BLOW THE HORN”? I take it that wasn’t a movie about a trumpet player.


27 posted on 01/18/2013 9:31:52 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: blueunicorn6

Northwestern University has already bought next year’s total production.


28 posted on 01/18/2013 9:32:54 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: WesternCulture; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
The falukorv was even a central character in one of Sweden's cult pornographic films from the seventies, Fäbodjäntan (titled "Come and Blow the Horn" in the UK).

Thus validating the other interpretation of the title...

29 posted on 01/18/2013 9:36:49 AM PST by mikrofon (Sausage Link - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falukorv)
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To: blueunicorn6

Now I know more about Swedish sausage than I ever wanted too.


30 posted on 01/18/2013 9:41:09 AM PST by Gasshog (Welcome to the United States of Stupidos!)
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To: WesternCulture

Shouldn’t HE be assaulting HER with a sausage?


31 posted on 01/18/2013 9:42:32 AM PST by Adder (No, Mr. Franklin, we could NOT keep it.)
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To: WesternCulture

When Sweedish sausages are outlawed.............


32 posted on 01/18/2013 9:57:50 AM PST by showme_the_Glory (ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
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To: Gefn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Speaking of Swedish sausage...


33 posted on 01/18/2013 9:58:08 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Gefn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Speaking of Swedish sausage...


34 posted on 01/18/2013 9:59:19 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: WesternCulture

35 posted on 01/18/2013 10:17:41 AM PST by AnalogReigns (because the real world is not digital...)
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To: WesternCulture
Few of us Swedes would claim Falukorv to be a delicacy,

Of course not. That would be Surströmming.

36 posted on 01/18/2013 10:51:05 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: eCSMaster

“A sâüsâge bit my sister ønce.”

A møøse sâüsâge? Mind you, those are very deadly and cause gas too.


37 posted on 01/18/2013 11:01:18 AM PST by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: AnalogReigns

Now THAT is a big ass sausage!


38 posted on 01/18/2013 11:13:56 AM PST by Eaker (Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. — Robert A. Heinlein.)
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To: Eaker
"Now THAT is a big ass sausage!"

Yes, it is!

And on a side note (With apologies to Mr. Barry) "Ass Sausage" is an excellent name for a punk rock band!

39 posted on 01/18/2013 11:18:51 AM PST by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: 1raider1

I wondered that myself. Why did she attack a man who had a Swedish sausage? Maybe it was a sweet-ish sausage and he didn’t want to share it?


40 posted on 01/18/2013 11:21:38 AM PST by ladyjane (For the first time in my life I am not proud of my country.)
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To: WesternCulture
Was it the dreaded assault sausage????
41 posted on 01/18/2013 11:24:02 AM PST by bikerman (Gun control does nothing to stop gun violence. But then, Washington specializes in the art of doing)
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To: AnalogReigns
Adding width=600 before the closing link bracket is a good idea for large pics.
42 posted on 01/18/2013 11:29:38 AM PST by Moltke ("I am Dr. Sonderborg," he said, "and I don't want any nonsense.")
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To: wny

Ban Swede sweepers!


43 posted on 01/18/2013 11:30:32 AM PST by Larry Lucido
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To: WesternCulture

I heard Barack begs Michelle to attack him with a sausage...


44 posted on 01/18/2013 11:39:11 AM PST by fattigermaster
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To: WesternCulture

those old cast iron frying pans (like my mom used) could kill a horse with one good wack to the head....LOL


45 posted on 01/18/2013 1:28:04 PM PST by goat granny
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To: Slings and Arrows
Surströmming.
Don't post things like that. I'm getting ptsd. The smell. The horrible putrid smell. It get in your clothing and permeates everything around it.
46 posted on 01/19/2013 1:34:09 PM PST by rmlew ("Mosques are our barracks, minarets our bayonets, domes our helmets, the believers our soldiers.")
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To: rmlew

Would you prefer some Hákarl instead?


47 posted on 01/19/2013 2:06:16 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Never been to Iceland. What possessed them to try to ferment a poisonous shark and then try to eat it?

http://www.meemalee.com/2010/12/hakarl-rotten-shark-worst-thing-i-have.html


48 posted on 01/19/2013 2:41:30 PM PST by rmlew ("Mosques are our barracks, minarets our bayonets, domes our helmets, the believers our soldiers.")
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To: rmlew
What possessed them to try to ferment a poisonous shark and then try to eat it?

A dare?

49 posted on 01/19/2013 2:54:52 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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