To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
The sudden appearance over one of the hottest oil plays in the nation, he suspects, may mean the aliens stopped in to gas up
It would be hilarious if the power source that eventually enabled interstellar flight ended up to be petroleum based.
posted on 01/15/2013 12:29:08 PM PST
(Senseless legislation does nothing to solve senseless violence.)
They don’t need oil. They’re just trying to warn us about the dangers of fracking.
Fracking contaminates the water supply. If humans drink the contaminated water, it causes severe digestion problems (aliens are unable to properly digest human beings that have been contaminated by fracking water).
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