Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

CELL PHONE CALLING

Posted on 01/15/2013 9:36:21 AM PST by BankerWoman1

Anyone else having cell phone problems? Talked with AT&T and they said it's a tower problem in this area.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: dancingmonkeys; napl; noob; sniff; tower
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-80 ... 101-104 next last
To: BankerWoman1; MestaMachine; humblegunner
The Answer Lies In Here.
41 posted on 01/15/2013 12:53:14 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: shibumi

Shao xia la-a-manta-i bin-day-lo?

The hell you say.


42 posted on 01/15/2013 1:03:02 PM PST by humblegunner
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 41 | View Replies]

To: shibumi

Well, just dayum. That exprains evelything.


43 posted on 01/15/2013 1:03:26 PM PST by MestaMachine (Sometimes the smartest man in the room is standing in the midst of imbeciles.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 41 | View Replies]

To: Responsibility2nd

I’m not alone!


44 posted on 01/15/2013 1:03:26 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 40 | View Replies]

To: BankerWoman1; humblegunner

Please, please ... PLEASE! Start a new thread to let us all know when your service comes back ...mmmK?


45 posted on 01/15/2013 1:07:42 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

I would like to mambo dogface to the banana patch.

And my cell phone picked up Tierra Del Fuego this morning. I found it odd.


46 posted on 01/15/2013 1:08:06 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg ("Don't be afraid to see what you see." -- Ronald Reagan)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 38 | View Replies]

To: BankerWoman1

There is an app for that.

47 posted on 01/15/2013 1:13:03 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

Put de lime in de coconut and drink em bot up
Put de lime in de coconut an drink em bot togedda
Put de lime in de coconut and drink em bot up
Put de lime in de coconut and den you fell bedda!

48 posted on 01/15/2013 1:13:23 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 46 | View Replies]

To: JRios1968

Not much. Frodo was hanging around the towers again and fried Smeagol. Things will get back to normal as soon as they cleanup the burnt golum.


49 posted on 01/15/2013 1:14:52 PM PST by MestaMachine (Sometimes the smartest man in the room is standing in the midst of imbeciles.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 34 | View Replies]

To: BankerWoman1

Are you logged in?

(50 posts and I’m first with this? I’m stuned!)


50 posted on 01/15/2013 1:15:25 PM PST by day10 (Integrity has no need of rules.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: 50mm; shibumi

LOLOL
LOLOL
LOLOL
LOLOL
LOLOL
LOLOL
LOLOL
LOLOL
LOLOL
LOLOL
LOLOL
LOLOL
LOLOL

#
/dialtone


51 posted on 01/15/2013 1:28:18 PM PST by Salamander (Put some workboots in the drier. Recite Dr Seuss. Now you're a rapper!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 26 | View Replies]

To: BankerWoman1
Your tower lost power, Woman!


52 posted on 01/15/2013 1:30:13 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows; BankerWoman1; camle; Alkhin; Professional Engineer; katana; Mr. Silverback; ...
[KOCHANSKI is crouched over on her floor, staring under her bunk and poking a broom into the dark corners beneath]

KOCHANSKI You're there, I *know* you're there, you little sod! Come on, out! Out!

[Enter KRYTEN]

KOCHANSKI There's a mouse under here, its been scuttling around for about ten minutes.
KRYTEN It's not a mouse, ma'am, it's Archie.
KOCHANSKI Archie?
KRYTEN My penis. It must have escaped.
KOCHANSKI You know, I'm really going to have to get my ears syringed; do you know what that sounded like to me?
KRYTEN I made one.
KOCHANSKI Forget my ears, maybe my whole *brain* needs syringing... You made one?
KRYTEN Mmm. Out of an old electron board, a loo roll, some sticky-backed plastic and an Action Man's polo-neck jumper.
KOCHANSKI Kryten, why do you want one? KRYTEN It's so humiliating, being posted to the Women's Wing just because I'm genitally challenged! So I decided to make one like Mister Lister's. Little rascal must have got bored jumping in and out of his hoop and made a break for it during the night.
KOCHANSKI No wonder I couldn't lure him out with a bit of cheese. This whole thing's making sense now.
KRYTEN Just leave this to me, ma'am. Here, Archie! Here, boy!
KOCHANSKI There he is!

[A small, gibbering critter suddenly hurls itself out and across the floor, tears around the room like a miniature whirlwind and shoots back under the bunk, where KRYTEN traps it under a bucket. Undeterred, the gibbering thing nudges the bucket out from under the bunk, lurches around for a moment, then whizzes out of the cell door and down a corridor]

KOCHANSKI Kryten, do you realise what this means?
KRYTEN No, ma'am.
KOCHANSKI It means you're a real man.
KRYTEN It does? Why?
KOCHANSKI Because now, like all men, you have absolutely no control over your penis.
KRYTEN I'm so proud! Archie, come back!

53 posted on 01/15/2013 1:32:33 PM PST by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable Tyranny)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 39 | View Replies]

To: Salamander; 50mm
Me beat-em out message on Tom-Tom, Keemo-sloppy.
54 posted on 01/15/2013 1:34:46 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 51 | View Replies]

To: Revolting cat!
What you need is a Tower of Power!
55 posted on 01/15/2013 1:38:57 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 52 | View Replies]

To: null and void

A King Missile - Red Dwarf connection. Who knew?


56 posted on 01/15/2013 1:57:48 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 53 | View Replies]

To: shibumi; 50mm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2uD0tCkVAo

Take that!


57 posted on 01/15/2013 2:17:46 PM PST by Salamander (Put some workboots in the drier. Recite Dr Seuss. Now you're a rapper!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 54 | View Replies]

To: Slings and Arrows

If it exists, there is a Red Dwarf of it.


58 posted on 01/15/2013 2:18:55 PM PST by null and void (Gun confiscation enables tyranny. Don't enable Tyranny)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 56 | View Replies]

To: BankerWoman1

I had a similar problem. Did you check to see if your phone was turned on?


59 posted on 01/15/2013 2:22:45 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Jab her with a harpoon or just throw her from the train......)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: MestaMachine
I just called myself and nobody answered.

I just tried calling you too and got no answer. Are you sure you exist?

60 posted on 01/15/2013 2:25:32 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (Jab her with a harpoon or just throw her from the train......)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-80 ... 101-104 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson