CELL PHONE CALLING

[BankerWoman1]

Anyone else having cell phone problems? Talked with AT&T and they said it's a tower problem in this area.

[humblegunner]

It’s probably a tower problem in your area.

[cripplecreek]

My phone is fine but my left sock is soggy.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I haven't been able to connect with Tokyo all day.

[Gaffer]

I like Jiffy Peanut Butter.

[MestaMachine]

I just called myself and nobody answered.

[Gaffer]

For two or three weeks, I noticed one sector of an antenna tier on a cell tower near my home had succumbed to the most recent big blow we had here [which brings to mind the ‘big blow’ of 2002 - I stood here right on my front porch and got.....well, never mind].

It took them until yesterday to right the antennas so we could get back to ‘signal’......

[morphing libertarian]

I hope you left a message.

[cripplecreek]

I called myself and my phone was busy.

I’ll try again later.

[thackney]

Cell Phone towers are exploding all over the country today.

I think it is an alien attack.

[b4its2late]

Is your phone on?

[MestaMachine]

Well, I would have if I was going to tell myself something I didn’t already know.

[Steel Wolf]

Perhaps your beeber is stuned?

[Gaffer]

Your problem is that you have call forwarding selected, I thimk.....

[MestaMachine]

Ahhhhh. The old ‘busy’ trick.

[MestaMachine]

Sunspot, baby, we sure had a real good time.

[humblegunner]

[Tijeras_Slim]

[bolobaby]

Good thing you joined FR yesterday to post this.

I personally think that some of the chemical contrails are probably adhering to cell tower and causing interference. This happened to my uncle once. It was quickly remedied by applying a layer of tinfoil around his cranial area.

You should try that.

[humblegunner]

[NEMDF]

OMG Perhaps just test-posting before deluging us with some onslaught of trolling malice.

[skinkinthegrass]

*put button*..am I on.
*put button*..am I on.
*put button*..am I on.
*put button*..am I on.
*put button*..am I on.

[skinkinthegrass]

both posts...Great Stuff! 8-D

[kitkat]

Y’all stop picking on Banker Woman1. I, too, am unable to make cell calls.

(Reminder to self—it’s about time you bought a cell phone.)

[humblegunner]

[50mm]

I work for AT&T, so I know what I’m talking about. Sometimes cell phones can get overheated causing the microgerbils to self-flagellate and the flux capacitor to discordulate, especially if you’re talking with a liberal and cursing continuously. Try putting your phone in a sink full of cold water for an hour to cool it. Although your microgerbils will possibly continue to underperform due to cryoflaccidity, the phone should work much better after that.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

You wasted your first and only post on THIS???

I smell something...

[tuffydoodle]

I have a complaint, too. The last three times I’ve been to walmart buying groceries I’ve seen people handling grapes. Not just the bag, they are picking grapes out of the bag, handling each and every one, picking out the ones they like, put the rest back in the bag and the bag back on the shelf. It’s disgusting and especially bad right now that we are in a flu epidemic. Seems like a pretty efficient way to spread germs to me. Can you get grapes clean enough to get their germs off them? I know fresh produce has all kinds of crap on them but jesus people, stop handling all the freaking grapes and putting them back on the damn shelf!

[isom35]

I called AT&T and told them to ignore anyone named BankerWoman1 calling about a cell problem. They said they tried ignoring you, but in fact the whole office was already laughing at your voice. They said they might even put it on youtube since it sounded so silly.

[trebb]

Don’t forget to reboot your phone at least once a week...it won’t fix tower outages, but it will fix a host of other issues.

[danamco]

We are surrounded by half dozen tall towers and my i4 drops calls very frequently!!!

[RobertClark]

[Moltke]

Those state pen guard towers are equipped with jamming devices.

Wait, what tall towers are you talking about?

[JRios1968]

I just got out of the shower, what did I miss?

[Revolting cat!]

Our group is conducting an action against greedy banks.

[Revolting cat!]

Bush's fault!

[tomkat]

Sorry about your luck .. I’ll be in the shower if you need me.

[Slings and Arrows]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my ***** was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[Slings and Arrows]

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my ***** was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[Responsibility2nd]

Missing again?

Dude. You should have it permantly super-glued on.

And enjoy this song.

[shibumi]

The Answer Lies In Here.

[humblegunner]

Shao xia la-a-manta-i bin-day-lo?

The hell you say.

[MestaMachine]

Well, just dayum. That exprains evelything.

[Slings and Arrows]

I’m not alone!

[shibumi]

Please, please ... PLEASE! Start a new thread to let us all know when your service comes back ...mmmK?

[Colonel_Flagg]

I would like to mambo dogface to the banana patch.

And my cell phone picked up Tierra Del Fuego this morning. I found it odd.

[Liberty Valance]

There is an app for that.

[shibumi]

Put de lime in de coconut and drink em bot up
Put de lime in de coconut an drink em bot togedda
Put de lime in de coconut and drink em bot up
Put de lime in de coconut and den you fell bedda!

[MestaMachine]

Not much. Frodo was hanging around the towers again and fried Smeagol. Things will get back to normal as soon as they cleanup the burnt golum.

[day10]

Are you logged in?

(50 posts and I’m first with this? I’m stuned!)