[re_nortex]

"Printer on fire" is still a valid error message for an unknown printer error.

I've always chuckled at "You don't exist, go away" when a user doesn't have an entry in /etc/passwd or some similar form of authentication. And there's always this classic when the value of errno isn't handled properly.

Failed to open file, error: Success.

[JRandomFreeper]

You have to wonder why we kept some of that in later distros. I wouldn't have a distro that couldn't handle a VT-100 terminal type.

The Apollo Color display? I could do without that. ;)

On this system

cat /etc/termcap | wc

Comes back with 20664 27606 969976

Lots 'o cruft.

Got an RS-232 breakout box?

/johnny