"At one point, he was both pregnant and suffering prostate cancer..." Henry: "Uh-huh...Here we go. 'Father dying', right?" Klinger: "Yes, sir." Henry: "'Father dying' last year. 'Mother dying' last year. 'Mother and father dying'. 'Mother, father, and older sister dying'. 'Mother dying and older sister pregnant'. 'Older sister dying and mother pregnant'. 'Younger sister pregnant and older sister dying'. Here's an oldie but a goodie...'Half of the family dying, other half pregnant.' Klinger, aren't you ashamed of yourself?"
posted on 12/11/2012 8:23:09 PM PST
“You’re right, sir...I DON’T DESERVE TO BE IN THE ARMY!!!”
One of many classic early moments from that series.
posted on 12/11/2012 8:36:58 PM PST
("We shed all that is good and virtuous for that which is shoddy and sleazy... and call it progress")
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