I don’t get Simmons’ reaction.
It seems to me that he was making fun of straight guys in his reading of the newspaper, and when the Captain asked him about it, he got all bitchy and stormed away.
It appears that he can dish it out but can’t take it.
Wasn’t Simmons arrested for b**** slapping a wrestler at some airport in Arizona or Nevada a few years back? He might be a “gay blade,” but he has guts!