Alleged Fake Dentist Accused Of Kissing Patient On Rear-End

CBS miami ^ | 11-21-12 | CBS4

[TurboZamboni]

DAVIE (CBS4) – A fake dentist, already under investigation for practicing medicine without a license, is now accused of treated a woman for her toothache and then kissing her buttocks after an injection, according to a Hollywood Police report.

[Slings and Arrows]

"Dude, the teeth are at the other end."

[Slings and Arrows]

"Dude, the teeth are at the other end."

[KarlInOhio]

Mental whiplash. Now I have a Rudolph/Marathon Man crossover going through my head with Hermey the elf asking the bumble "Is it safe?"

[fatima]

:)

[bunkerhill7]

Dentist to patient in waiting room: “Have a seat.”
Patient: “Don`t mind if you do.”

Sign in doctor`s office”
“Dentist and Proctologist: Both can be done simultaneously, thus saving both time and money!”

Sign in dentist`s office:
“The End Justifies the Meanies.”

[null and void]

I was ridin’ on a train to Austin, Texas,
When a very lovely lady sat next to me.
When she got up to eat,
She asked if I would hold her seat.
I was more than happy to,
And now there’s more I’d like to do.

I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.
I wanna whisper sweet nothin’s in herear.
I wanna hold her behind...closed doors and more.
I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.

When she returned, she said she was an actress.
She showed me an album of pictures of her opening, which she’d been sittin’ on.
She seemed as sweet as she could be,
But I could clearly see
She was the kinda girl who stole men’s hearts,
Then wrecked ‘em.

I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.
I wanna whisper sweet nothin’s in herear.
I wanna hold her behind...closed doors and more.
I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.

Well, I’ll never forget that train ride down to Austin.
We shared a seat, and we shared our tales.
But as my heart tries to leave her behind,
Regrets are all I find,
‘Cause I’d hoped I’d get that girl
In the end.

I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.
I wanna whisper sweet nothin’s in herear.
I wanna hold her behind...closed doors and more.
I wanna kiss her but,
I wanna kiss her but,
I wanna kiss her but,
She won’t let me.

[The Sons of Liberty]

Alleged Fake Dentist Accused Of Kissing Patient On Rear-End

Was the fact that the "dentist" was working on the wrong end the first clue that he was fake?

[Lady Jag]

Now, where have I seen that before?

[Slings and Arrows]

“Pigeon toes!”

[martin_fierro]

DENTISTRY

FOR THE LULZ

[Slings and Arrows]

[Enterprise]

Don’t be so sure. Have you ever watched the movie “Teeth?”

[Liberty Valance]

Coneheads (3/10) Movie CLIP - At the Dentist's

[Slings and Arrows]

Now I’m afraid to ask.