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Alleged Fake Dentist Accused Of Kissing Patient On Rear-End
CBS miami ^ | 11-21-12 | CBS4

Posted on 11/26/2012 11:35:27 AM PST by TurboZamboni

DAVIE (CBS4) – A fake dentist, already under investigation for practicing medicine without a license, is now accused of treated a woman for her toothache and then kissing her buttocks after an injection, according to a Hollywood Police report.

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TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dentist; fake; miami; napl


1 posted on 11/26/2012 11:35:36 AM PST by TurboZamboni
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To: TurboZamboni

2 posted on 11/26/2012 11:37:13 AM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: TurboZamboni; Gamecock; Larry Lucido

“A fake dentist”

And you’re an anti-dentite!

Next thing, you’ll be saying they should have their own schools!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne_ucyzLK6E


3 posted on 11/26/2012 11:38:34 AM PST by F15Eagle (1 John 5:4-5, 4:15, 5:13; John 3:17-18, 6:69, 11:25, 14:6, 20:31; Rom10:8-11; 1 Tim 2:5; Titus 3:4-5)
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To: TurboZamboni

Sounds like he is related to Boehner.

A fake Congressman who kisses Obama’s buttocks.


4 posted on 11/26/2012 11:41:08 AM PST by Venturer
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To: TurboZamboni
Could have all been a big misunderstanding.

Fake Dr: "I need to give you an injection."

Patient: "You can kiss my a$$!"

5 posted on 11/26/2012 11:47:32 AM PST by 5thGenTexan
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To: TurboZamboni

6 posted on 11/26/2012 11:48:24 AM PST by Olog-hai
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To: TurboZamboni

This is wrong, on so many levels.


7 posted on 11/26/2012 11:50:57 AM PST by Fido969
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To: F15Eagle

What a coincidence, WOW!!!! I have suggested that my Ex wife, who is a real Dentist.... Oh.. Nevermind.. :)


8 posted on 11/26/2012 11:53:15 AM PST by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: TurboZamboni

A fake dentist, already under investigation for practicing medicine without a license, is now accused of treated a woman for her toothache and then kissing her buttocks after an injection....

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There’s a simple explanation.

See, he gave her an injection in the buttocks. It hurt. And being the kind compassionate man that he is...

He kissed her boo-boo to make it feel better.

See? I told you it was simple.


9 posted on 11/26/2012 11:53:15 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I don’t recall the entire joke, but the punchline was something like “...well just decide lady, so I can adjust the chair.”


10 posted on 11/26/2012 12:03:14 PM PST by 21twelve (So I [God] gave them over to their stubborn hearts to follow their own devices. Psalm 81:12)
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To: TurboZamboni

That’s one way to meet girls...


11 posted on 11/26/2012 12:17:57 PM PST by PGR88
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To: 21twelve
A particularly voluptuous young woman entered the dentist office in an obvious state of agitation.

The dentist tried to calm her down assuring her that he would do nothing to hurt her. She sat down in the chair and started fidgeting nervously. When he asked her to open her mouth, she screamed.

He did his best to calm her down even though he was rapidly losing his patience.

Almost immediately the lady threw a hysterical fit, then realizing that the dentist had begun glaring at her, she said, “Oh doctor, I'm so nervous. I just hate dentists. I think I'd rather have a baby than have a tooth drilled.”

Replied the dentist,”...well just decide lady, so I can adjust the chair.”



12 posted on 11/26/2012 12:18:13 PM PST by Gabrial (The nightmare will continue as long as the nightmare is in the Whitehouse.)
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To: Gabrial

Thanks! (Hmm, I wonder if that was this gal’s problem?)


13 posted on 11/26/2012 12:24:00 PM PST by 21twelve (So I [God] gave them over to their stubborn hearts to follow their own devices. Psalm 81:12)
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To: TurboZamboni

He gave her a shot in the butt for a toothache?


14 posted on 11/26/2012 12:52:07 PM PST by eCSMaster (2012 elections: American Coup d'etat!)
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To: Olog-hai

15 posted on 11/26/2012 12:55:48 PM PST by dfwgator
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16 posted on 11/26/2012 1:02:10 PM PST by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Is it safe ping.......


17 posted on 11/26/2012 1:03:00 PM PST by day10 (Integrity has no need of rules.)
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To: eCSMaster

Those roots go pretty deep.


18 posted on 11/26/2012 1:05:29 PM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Gabrial

Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque

Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers

Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won’t hurt a byte

Q: What is a dentist’s office?
A: A filling station

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear

Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: “You have a hole in one. “

Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!

Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula’s dentist

Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?
A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Q: What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?
A: The dentist

Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back

Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty (2:30).

Q: Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world?
A: “The Dentist will see you now.”

Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back

Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself

Q: Why do dentists like potatoes?
A: Because they are so filling.

Q: Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear

Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal

Q: Where does the dentist get his gas?
A: At the filling station

Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!


19 posted on 11/26/2012 1:07:02 PM PST by Mr. K (some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help...)
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To: TurboZamboni

I didn’t think Hermey went for the ladies.


20 posted on 11/26/2012 1:08:42 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: day10; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"Dude, the teeth are at the other end."


21 posted on 11/26/2012 1:12:44 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: day10; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
"Dude, the teeth are at the other end."


22 posted on 11/26/2012 1:13:46 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: dfwgator
Mental whiplash. Now I have a Rudolph/Marathon Man crossover going through my head with Hermey the elf asking the bumble "Is it safe?"
23 posted on 11/26/2012 1:14:34 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Big Bird is a brood parasite: laid in our nest 43 years ago and we are still feeding him.)
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To: TurboZamboni

:)


24 posted on 11/26/2012 1:18:50 PM PST by fatima (Free Hugs Today :))
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To: TurboZamboni

Dentist to patient in waiting room: “Have a seat.”
Patient: “Don`t mind if you do.”

Sign in doctor`s office”
“Dentist and Proctologist: Both can be done simultaneously, thus saving both time and money!”

Sign in dentist`s office:
“The End Justifies the Meanies.”


25 posted on 11/26/2012 1:22:15 PM PST by bunkerhill7 (yup)
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To: TurboZamboni

I was ridin’ on a train to Austin, Texas,
When a very lovely lady sat next to me.
When she got up to eat,
She asked if I would hold her seat.
I was more than happy to,
And now there’s more I’d like to do.

I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.
I wanna whisper sweet nothin’s in herear.
I wanna hold her behind...closed doors and more.
I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.

When she returned, she said she was an actress.
She showed me an album of pictures of her opening, which she’d been sittin’ on.
She seemed as sweet as she could be,
But I could clearly see
She was the kinda girl who stole men’s hearts,
Then wrecked ‘em.

I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.
I wanna whisper sweet nothin’s in herear.
I wanna hold her behind...closed doors and more.
I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.

Well, I’ll never forget that train ride down to Austin.
We shared a seat, and we shared our tales.
But as my heart tries to leave her behind,
Regrets are all I find,
‘Cause I’d hoped I’d get that girl
In the end.

I wanna kiss her but, she won’t let me.
I wanna whisper sweet nothin’s in herear.
I wanna hold her behind...closed doors and more.
I wanna kiss her but,
I wanna kiss her but,
I wanna kiss her but,
She won’t let me.


26 posted on 11/26/2012 1:39:06 PM PST by null and void (The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.)
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To: TurboZamboni
Alleged Fake Dentist Accused Of Kissing Patient On Rear-End

Was the fact that the "dentist" was working on the wrong end the first clue that he was fake?

27 posted on 11/26/2012 1:45:20 PM PST by The Sons of Liberty (Remember the Heroic SEALs of Benghazi and DEMAND a Full Accounting!!!!)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Now, where have I seen that before?


28 posted on 11/26/2012 2:00:25 PM PST by Lady Jag (If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
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To: Lady Jag

“Pigeon toes!”


29 posted on 11/26/2012 2:04:07 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: TurboZamboni; Slings and Arrows
DENTISTRY

FOR THE LULZ

30 posted on 11/26/2012 5:43:03 PM PST by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: martin_fierro
Smiley - ROFL
31 posted on 11/26/2012 7:42:43 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Don’t be so sure. Have you ever watched the movie “Teeth?”


32 posted on 11/27/2012 7:54:29 AM PST by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
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To: Enterprise

Coneheads (3/10) Movie CLIP - At the Dentist's

33 posted on 11/27/2012 8:00:48 AM PST by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Enterprise

Now I’m afraid to ask.


34 posted on 11/27/2012 9:55:28 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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