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Alleged Fake Dentist Accused Of Kissing Patient On Rear-End
CBS miami ^ | 11-21-12 | CBS4

Posted on 11/26/2012 11:35:27 AM PST by TurboZamboni

DAVIE (CBS4) – A fake dentist, already under investigation for practicing medicine without a license, is now accused of treated a woman for her toothache and then kissing her buttocks after an injection, according to a Hollywood Police report.

(Excerpt) Read more at miami.cbslocal.com ...


TOPICS: Health/Medicine; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: dentist; fake; miami; napl
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1 posted on 11/26/2012 11:35:36 AM PST by TurboZamboni
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2 posted on 11/26/2012 11:37:13 AM PST by Lancey Howard
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Sounds like he is related to Boehner.

A fake Congressman who kisses Obama’s buttocks.


4 posted on 11/26/2012 11:41:08 AM PST by Venturer
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Could have all been a big misunderstanding.

Fake Dr: "I need to give you an injection."

Patient: "You can kiss my a$$!"

5 posted on 11/26/2012 11:47:32 AM PST by 5thGenTexan
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6 posted on 11/26/2012 11:48:24 AM PST by Olog-hai
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This is wrong, on so many levels.


7 posted on 11/26/2012 11:50:57 AM PST by Fido969
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To: F15Eagle

What a coincidence, WOW!!!! I have suggested that my Ex wife, who is a real Dentist.... Oh.. Nevermind.. :)


8 posted on 11/26/2012 11:53:15 AM PST by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: TurboZamboni

A fake dentist, already under investigation for practicing medicine without a license, is now accused of treated a woman for her toothache and then kissing her buttocks after an injection....

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There’s a simple explanation.

See, he gave her an injection in the buttocks. It hurt. And being the kind compassionate man that he is...

He kissed her boo-boo to make it feel better.

See? I told you it was simple.


9 posted on 11/26/2012 11:53:15 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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I don’t recall the entire joke, but the punchline was something like “...well just decide lady, so I can adjust the chair.”


10 posted on 11/26/2012 12:03:14 PM PST by 21twelve (So I [God] gave them over to their stubborn hearts to follow their own devices. Psalm 81:12)
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That’s one way to meet girls...


11 posted on 11/26/2012 12:17:57 PM PST by PGR88
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To: 21twelve
A particularly voluptuous young woman entered the dentist office in an obvious state of agitation.

The dentist tried to calm her down assuring her that he would do nothing to hurt her. She sat down in the chair and started fidgeting nervously. When he asked her to open her mouth, she screamed.

He did his best to calm her down even though he was rapidly losing his patience.

Almost immediately the lady threw a hysterical fit, then realizing that the dentist had begun glaring at her, she said, “Oh doctor, I'm so nervous. I just hate dentists. I think I'd rather have a baby than have a tooth drilled.”

Replied the dentist,”...well just decide lady, so I can adjust the chair.”



12 posted on 11/26/2012 12:18:13 PM PST by Gabrial (The nightmare will continue as long as the nightmare is in the Whitehouse.)
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Thanks! (Hmm, I wonder if that was this gal’s problem?)


13 posted on 11/26/2012 12:24:00 PM PST by 21twelve (So I [God] gave them over to their stubborn hearts to follow their own devices. Psalm 81:12)
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To: TurboZamboni

He gave her a shot in the butt for a toothache?


14 posted on 11/26/2012 12:52:07 PM PST by eCSMaster (2012 elections: American Coup d'etat!)
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15 posted on 11/26/2012 12:55:48 PM PST by dfwgator
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16 posted on 11/26/2012 1:02:10 PM PST by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Is it safe ping.......


17 posted on 11/26/2012 1:03:00 PM PST by day10 (Integrity has no need of rules.)
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To: eCSMaster

Those roots go pretty deep.


18 posted on 11/26/2012 1:05:29 PM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: Gabrial

Q: What does the dentist of the year get?
A: A little plaque

Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers

Q: What did the dentist say to the computer?
A: This won’t hurt a byte

Q: What is a dentist’s office?
A: A filling station

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear

Q: What did the dentist say to the golfer?
A: “You have a hole in one. “

Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal!

Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula’s dentist

Q: Why does a dentist seem moody?
A: Because he always looks down in the mouth.

Q: What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth taken out?
A: The dentist

Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back

Q: At what time do most people go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty (2:30).

Q: Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world?
A: “The Dentist will see you now.”

Q: What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
A: Fill me in when you get back

Q: What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself

Q: Why do dentists like potatoes?
A: Because they are so filling.

Q: Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out?
A: He was already taking out a tooth

Q: What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A: A molar bear

Q: What was the dentist doing in Panama?
A: Looking for the Root Canal

Q: Where does the dentist get his gas?
A: At the filling station

Q: Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist’s window?
A: Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Q: Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?
A: He wanted to transcend dental medication!


19 posted on 11/26/2012 1:07:02 PM PST by Mr. K (some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help...)
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I didn’t think Hermey went for the ladies.


20 posted on 11/26/2012 1:08:42 PM PST by dfwgator
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