LOL!
My 18-year-old son says you're not a hipster if you're "still" dressing ironically. Irony has been out of date for some months now.
I'm not sure what his current act is, but it involves knitted ski caps in various ugly shades of green.
Are black-rimmed glasses still *in*? (Because I'm wearing mine right now. I've had them for 15 years.)