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Please share your contributions for the list of worst Christmas songs ever.
1 posted on 11/19/2012 9:17:58 PM PST by VRWCmember
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Happy Birthday Dear Jesus by R. Lee Ermy.

56 posted on 11/19/2012 11:32:03 PM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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How about “I yust go nuts at Christmas” by Jorgi Jorgenson?


57 posted on 11/19/2012 11:56:15 PM PST by Exeter (A government that doesn't trust its people is a government that shouldn't be trusted.)
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Actually the version of Must be Santa by Texas’ polka rock band Brave Combo isn’t bad.

I have alternate lyrics to the Lennon tune: “War is over/
CAUSE we WON it/ WE have WON it, now...”

Christmas at Ground Zero has a diff. meaning post 9/11.
Even before then, Yankovic’s nasal voice a bit of a turn off.


58 posted on 11/20/2012 12:13:27 AM PST by raccoonradio
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JASON AND THE STRAP-TONES - I Found The Brains Of Santa Claus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTO-fJi-uKE


61 posted on 11/20/2012 1:11:21 AM PST by SMGFan (SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
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most Xmas novelty songs?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yasSkqJBytk
The 12 pains of christmas


64 posted on 11/20/2012 1:34:58 AM PST by SMGFan (SMGfan is not "Sub Machine Gun" fan)
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There are more, many more but these are revolting noise, all of them.

Any version of the “ Twelve Days of Christmas”
Any version of “The Little Drummer Boy”
Whatever Burl Ives is spewing about a “Holly Jolly Christmas”
Any version of “Jingle Bell Rock”
“Santa Baby”


65 posted on 11/20/2012 1:36:38 AM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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There’s a purposely out-of-tune version of “Frosty the Snowman” that they play in Starbucks. Then the last go-through it’s back on tune. Like banging your head against a wall because it feels good when you stop—there can be no other point to it, since it has no redeeming virtue.


66 posted on 11/20/2012 2:11:11 AM PST by firebrand
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Joe Diffy’s “Leroy the Redneck Reindeer.”


68 posted on 11/20/2012 2:55:25 AM PST by MIDad23
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Actually not bad at all is this 1965 Rolling Stones ripoff:

Get Off My Roof

69 posted on 11/20/2012 3:01:12 AM PST by Fresh Wind (Cut the cable today!)
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Santa Baby ... no matter which sings it
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Anything political or by the Chipmunks
I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas


71 posted on 11/20/2012 3:59:12 AM PST by al_c (http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
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The song I heard traveling between NC and TN last year. Obviously an AA vocalist. The words were about how much her man loved her at Christmas because he bought her all these name brand clothes and rings and a fancy car. If anything could be opposite of the meaning of the season, that song was it.

I heard it twice, so grateful to never have heard it again. It will probably haunt me forever.


73 posted on 11/20/2012 4:20:50 AM PST by Roses0508
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Jim Nabors absolutely butchers "Sleigh Ride". Why Jim? Seriously? You thought Bing's version just wasn't good enough? Ugggg

Sleigh Ride

74 posted on 11/20/2012 4:33:10 AM PST by TruthBeforeAll (Liberals love to do what is "best" for you, even if it kills you.)
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It’s not even Thanksgiving yet!


75 posted on 11/20/2012 5:33:06 AM PST by Patriot365
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“Hark the Harold Angels Sing” This version can be best described as being “Apocalyptic Punk”. The title is screamed throughout the song followed by big dissonant chords. It is simply awful.

“Walking in a Winter Wonderland”. This version of a great song is done by a Mariachi band. Predictably the trumpets are sharp and overblown and it makes my ears bleed.


79 posted on 11/20/2012 6:28:06 AM PST by buffaloguy
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“Hark the Herald Angels Sing” This version can be best described as being “Apocalyptic Punk”. The title is screamed throughout the song followed by big dissonant chords. It is simply awful.

“Walking in a Winter Wonderland”. This version of a great song is done by a Mariachi band. Predictably the trumpets are sharp and overblown and it makes my ears bleed.


80 posted on 11/20/2012 6:29:07 AM PST by buffaloguy
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That thing that Lady Elton John did...can't recall the title (thankfully).But then everything that Lady Elton has ever done was shite!
82 posted on 11/20/2012 7:10:35 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Benghazi: What Did Baraq Know And When Did He Know It?)
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Sorry to hijack the thread a bit but this is one of the funniest Christmas songs I've heard:

There's Something Stuck Up In The Chimney

83 posted on 11/20/2012 7:15:02 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Benghazi: What Did Baraq Know And When Did He Know It?)
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To: VRWCmember; mickie; oswegodeee; flaglady47; seenenuf; seekthetruth; ExTexasRedhead; Bob Ireland; ...
"Shall I play for you, pum rum pum pum
On my drum?
Pum rum pum pum pum pum pum
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Pum pum pum pum...."

Numb bum crumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb
Dumb dumb dumb dumb......

Leni

84 posted on 11/20/2012 7:30:51 AM PST by MinuteGal (Tuesday, November 6, 2012.....A Day that will Live in Infamy)
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Anything by today’s ‘artists’ that try to ‘sex them up’.
I heard a Christmas song a while back by Jessica Simpson where she was moaning and groaning it out..disgusting.


91 posted on 11/20/2012 8:07:51 AM PST by patriot08 (Native Texan)
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All the “standards”, they’re so horribly phoned in. And of course the “novelty” songs, because by the 3rd listening the novelty has worn off. Really I have very little patience for Christmas music, 99% of it is just horrid.


92 posted on 11/20/2012 8:13:42 AM PST by discostu (Not a part of anyone's well oiled machine.)
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