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WORST Christmas Songs Ever - Vanity
11/19/2012 | VRWCmember

Posted on 11/19/2012 9:17:52 PM PST by VRWCmember

As some radio stations have already begun playing Christmas Songs, it is time once again to compile our annual list of the absolute worst musical offerings of the season. The first three songs on my list are pretty much indisputibly the worst songs ever written as musical celebrations of the season. The fourth I've only heard recently but immediately recognized that it certainly belongs in any top ten list of worst Christmas songs. The rest of the list should be wide open, so please post your contributions. Here is my top four songs on the list, with the top three being considered beyond debate:

1. Happy Xmas War is Over, by John Lennon
2. Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time, by Paul McCartney
3. Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart, by George Michael / Wham?
4. Must Be Santa, by Bob Dylan


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To: VRWCmember

anything wayne newton


41 posted on 11/19/2012 10:40:23 PM PST by BOOHA
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How about posting your favorite Christmas song(s)? Mine has always been this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHaqsQRd0UQ


42 posted on 11/19/2012 10:40:47 PM PST by Kevin in California
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To: VRWCmember

An Old Fashioned Christmas
Linda Somebody

(A bunch of people get killed in a bus crash—but screw them!—Daddy got home safe.)


43 posted on 11/19/2012 10:42:25 PM PST by Arthur McGowan (If you're FOR sticking scissors in a baby girl's neck and sucking out her brains, you are PRO-WOMAN!)
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To: VRWCmember; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows

44 posted on 11/19/2012 10:44:12 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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3. Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart, by George Michael / Wham?

Gotta’ be the absolute worst ever . . . I get mad when I hear this piece of garbage over loud speakers. Good God.


45 posted on 11/19/2012 10:46:56 PM PST by laweeks
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46 posted on 11/19/2012 10:48:09 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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47 posted on 11/19/2012 10:49:01 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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48 posted on 11/19/2012 10:52:57 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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49 posted on 11/19/2012 10:55:07 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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“Do They Know It's Christmas?”
God, I hate this song. It is pretentious, repetitive, and just plain awful.
OVER AND OVER. Makes me pine for February!
50 posted on 11/19/2012 10:56:45 PM PST by Jim from C-Town (The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
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51 posted on 11/19/2012 10:58:52 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Arthur McGowan

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
by Randy Brooks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cWjR6Ca8DU


52 posted on 11/19/2012 11:08:49 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: Texas Eagle

“The Little Saint Nick” RULES.


53 posted on 11/19/2012 11:10:48 PM PST by Chunga (Ron Paul is a fruitcakey jackass.)
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"A Marshmallow World."

It's just a seasonal song, but it's pathetic.

54 posted on 11/19/2012 11:12:12 PM PST by Chunga (Ron Paul is a fruitcakey jackass.)
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To: Revolting cat!; VRWCmember; a fool in paradise

AC/DC - “Mistress for Christmas”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mOBUUhsRwc

Spinal Tap - “Christmas With The Devil”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KneOdEDwDEc


55 posted on 11/19/2012 11:20:23 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Happy Birthday Dear Jesus by R. Lee Ermy.

56 posted on 11/19/2012 11:32:03 PM PST by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)
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How about “I yust go nuts at Christmas” by Jorgi Jorgenson?


57 posted on 11/19/2012 11:56:15 PM PST by Exeter (A government that doesn't trust its people is a government that shouldn't be trusted.)
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Actually the version of Must be Santa by Texas’ polka rock band Brave Combo isn’t bad.

I have alternate lyrics to the Lennon tune: “War is over/
CAUSE we WON it/ WE have WON it, now...”

Christmas at Ground Zero has a diff. meaning post 9/11.
Even before then, Yankovic’s nasal voice a bit of a turn off.


58 posted on 11/20/2012 12:13:27 AM PST by raccoonradio
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There’s a novelty song John Waters put on his Christmas album (probably on youtube) called Here Comes Fatty Claus with his Sack of S—t.

I do like the Irish Rovers version of “Grandma”. The 45’s b side “Merry Bloody Xmas”: Merry X-mas to me, my dog threw up all over the x-mas tree. They repossessed me color TV.
Oh merry bloody X-mas, to me.”


59 posted on 11/20/2012 12:15:55 AM PST by raccoonradio
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funny funny. made me laugh.


60 posted on 11/20/2012 12:22:49 AM PST by wiggen (The teacher card. When the racism card just won't work.)
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