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How Many Justin Biebers Could You Take In A Fight? [quiz]
The Oatmeal ^
| Matt Inman
Posted on 11/17/2012 11:01:23 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: bieber; justinbieber; napl
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Only 25 here. So it goes.
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
More importantly, who's cloning the little @#$?!
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posted on
11/17/2012 11:03:16 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
More importantly, who's cloning the little @#$?!
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posted on
11/17/2012 11:04:17 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
With an ACME Bieber stuner? Tut tut. Like fish in a barrel my FRiend.
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posted on
11/17/2012 11:10:52 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: Slings and Arrows
That depends on whether the Biebers are stuned!
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posted on
11/17/2012 11:11:37 PM PST
by
Paleo Conservative
(Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not really out to get you.)
To: Paleo Conservative
Hey! You copied. I should stun you for that.
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posted on
11/17/2012 11:17:50 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: Slings and Arrows
It sez I can take 35 Biebers at once but being 35 Biebers in one place would rip a hole in the space/time continuum it really wouldn’t matter anyway.
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posted on
11/17/2012 11:27:27 PM PST
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
To: Paleo Conservative
Let’s not bicker and argue over who copied who.
There are Beibers to stun. This is suppose to be a happy occasion!
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posted on
11/17/2012 11:28:38 PM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: Slings and Arrows; humblegunner; shibumi
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posted on
11/17/2012 11:36:39 PM PST
by
Salamander
(If animals could speak, mankind would weep. Anthony Douglas Williams)
To: Mad Dawgg
10
posted on
11/17/2012 11:36:52 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Salamander
Don’t forget to to make a pyramid of the skulls.
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posted on
11/17/2012 11:42:24 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
What’s a Justin Beeber? Oh right, the little punk kid who thinks he’s all that. Okay. I’m thinking 2 to 3 fingers to mess up his hair-do and watch him faint.
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posted on
11/17/2012 11:44:59 PM PST
by
A Navy Vet
(An Oath is Forever - Foreign and Domestic!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Huh...I’m more inclined to a belt of scalps and necklace of ears.
Barbaric little thing, ain’t I?
[it’s all about the accessories]
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posted on
11/17/2012 11:46:45 PM PST
by
Salamander
(If animals could speak, mankind would weep. Anthony Douglas Williams)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/17/2012 11:47:50 PM PST
by
GeronL
(http://asspos.blogspot.com)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/17/2012 11:48:46 PM PST
by
Jayster
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/17/2012 11:50:36 PM PST
by
Tainan
(Cogito, ergo conservatus sum -- "The Taliban is inside the building")
To: Salamander
Tastes differ. And our goals actually complement each other.
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posted on
11/17/2012 11:54:42 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Jayster
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posted on
11/17/2012 11:55:24 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Tainan
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posted on
11/17/2012 11:56:17 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I guess so...I’m much lazier.
;D
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posted on
11/18/2012 12:01:18 AM PST
by
Salamander
(If animals could speak, mankind would weep. Anthony Douglas Williams)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/18/2012 12:19:41 AM PST
by
Bikkuri
(Hope for Conservative push in the next 2-4 years..........)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/18/2012 12:19:55 AM PST
by
T. Rustin Noone
(the angel wanna wear my red shoes......)
To: Slings and Arrows
I don’t hit little girls.
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posted on
11/18/2012 12:22:41 AM PST
by
eyedigress
((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
To: Slings and Arrows
LOL.
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posted on
11/18/2012 12:23:25 AM PST
by
PA Engineer
(Liberate America from the Occupation Media. GOTV<GOTF)
To: Slings and Arrows
Only 25 also, guess I don’t get points for being born and raised in Detroit.
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posted on
11/18/2012 12:37:27 AM PST
by
Springman
(Rest In Peace YaYa123, Bahbah, and Just Lori.)
To: Slings and Arrows
The test says 30 but I think 0. I can’t fight when I’m laughing.
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posted on
11/18/2012 12:42:36 AM PST
by
TigersEye
(Who is John Galt?)
To: Slings and Arrows
I only watched a portion of the first video, and I wonder why he can’t get better looking chicks for his video, (outside from the age thing of course).
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posted on
11/18/2012 12:47:55 AM PST
by
ansel12
(The only Senate seat GOP pick up was the Palin endorsed Deb Fischers successful run in Nebraska)
To: Slings and Arrows
His hair would kick my azzzz
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posted on
11/18/2012 12:52:58 AM PST
by
onona
(Don't mean nothin)
To: ansel12
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posted on
11/18/2012 12:53:13 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: eyedigress
I’d make an exception - she’ll scratch your eyes out.
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posted on
11/18/2012 12:55:05 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: T. Rustin Noone
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posted on
11/18/2012 12:56:04 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
When I was in high school, all we had were girls that prided themselves on their slender appearance, long luxurious hair, gym work outs and exercise, posture, and mini skirts.
This younger crowd are so lucky to have what they have, efficient, pants wearing, more robust in the Soviet sense, females.
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posted on
11/18/2012 1:26:28 AM PST
by
ansel12
(The only Senate seat GOP pick up was the Palin endorsed Deb Fischers successful run in Nebraska)
To: Salamander; humblegunner; Slings and Arrows
I consider my score rather low because they did not offer options vicious enough to describe my BieberWrath in full VengeanceMode.
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posted on
11/18/2012 2:39:28 AM PST
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: tumblindice
Funniest part of the movie!
Impeach the kenyan or secession.
34
posted on
11/18/2012 3:53:31 AM PST
by
ex91B10
(We've tried the Soap Box,the Ballot Box and the Jury Box; ONE BOX LEFT!)
To: Slings and Arrows
How Many Justin Biebers Could You Take In A Fight?None. I'd let my daughter kick his @$$.
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posted on
11/18/2012 3:57:04 AM PST
by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: Slings and Arrows
I would be cautious when judging someone based solely on appearance.
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posted on
11/18/2012 4:04:19 AM PST
by
Bobalu
(It is not obama we are fighting, it is the media.)
To: Slings and Arrows
It said I would take out 33 of the little turd.
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posted on
11/18/2012 4:39:05 AM PST
by
verga
(A nation divided by Zero!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Hmm I can take 32 in a fight...and my 11 yr old daughter was laughing her head off at the questions! ( and no she’s not a bieber fan, thank the lord!)
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posted on
11/18/2012 5:19:45 AM PST
by
Bottom_Gun
(Crush depth dummy - proud NRA member & Certified Instructor)
To: Slings and Arrows

Created by Oatmeal although I'd never hit a girl... I'd make an exception in this case
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posted on
11/18/2012 5:24:23 AM PST
by
sten
(fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/18/2012 5:37:08 AM PST
by
raybbr
(People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
To: Salamander
Huh...Im more inclined to a belt of scalps and necklace of ears.
I’m more of a “Heads on Pikes” kinda guy.
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posted on
11/18/2012 5:46:24 AM PST
by
Rides_A_Red_Horse
(If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I dunno... one... maybe... if he’s like not really mad at me...
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posted on
11/18/2012 5:47:27 AM PST
by
OKSooner
("I will bless those who bless thee, and I will curse those who curse thee.")
To: Bobalu
I would be cautious when judging someone based solely on appearance.
&&&
He seems to invite the ridicule with his choices in apparel and hair style that appear quite foppish. Someone posted a photo of him here recently, and, with the hair-do, earrings, and make-up, I thought at first that I was looking at a woman.
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posted on
11/18/2012 5:50:42 AM PST
by
Bigg Red
(Sorry, Mr. Franklin, I guess we couldn't keep it.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/18/2012 7:00:23 AM PST
by
youngidiot
(God help us.)
To: Paleo Conservative
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posted on
11/18/2012 7:05:15 AM PST
by
Responsibility2nd
(NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
To: Slings and Arrows
IN A FIGHT I WOULD DEFEAT

300 BIEBERS!
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
11/18/2012 9:23:58 AM PST
by
Lady Jag
(If you can't make them see the light, let them feel the heat. - Reagan)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
11/18/2012 9:37:32 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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