The Top Places To Survive The End Of The World

BuzzFeed.com ^ | 11/14/2012 | Doomsday Preppers

[Daffynition]

Where are YOU gonna hide out when the apocalypse comes? Here are some recommended choices for your consideration. Tune in to Doomsday Preppers on Nat Geo Channel Tuesday 11/13 at 9pm to see where people are planning to spend Earth's last days.

[Daffynition]

The Underwater Hilton Maldives Resort
When the world outside is crumbling, why not head down to sleep with the fishes, literally. This particular room in the resort used to serve as a lounge but thankfully for those escaping the apocalypse, it is now a bedroom equipped with every modern comfort.

[Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America]

With my luck a submarine would fall on my room.

[Travis McGee]

Why choose now?

70% of the globe is covered with water, and you can reach a lot of the land in a boat.

Or, you can stay at sea for a few months, while events on the land sort themselves out.

Then choose where to go.

[Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America]

...or a big cruise ship’s anchor.

[Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America]

I guess that’s sort of self-sustaining.. You catch fish then use portions of your catch for bait to catch more fish.

[Happy Rain]

When the end of the world comes I’m grabbing the trapeze.

[Uncle Miltie]

I’ll sit in my house in an easy chair, with a nice glass of champagne, a cracker and cheese, and a 9mm picking off everyone who enters until I run out of ammo.

That ought to help speed things along.

[Maudeen]

For such a time as this . . . http://patburt.com/

[Mike Darancette]

I’d find a high place to look down on things, some cheese, a nice plate with some shrimp and bacon things on it, a good seasonal beer and some Brahms and Wagner to listen to. I am determined to die better than the Dinosaurs.

[Lurker]

I don’t know where, but I do know how.

With the slides locked back surrounded by a pile of empty magazines.

[Jacquerie]

Cape San Blas, FL. Thirteen mile long peninsula in the north Gulf of Mexico. Thinly populated but with armed patriots, isolated from moochers, with abundant fish and fresh groundwater.

[exhaustedmomma]

Sailing the Farm

[familyop]

The “end of the world?” Maybe someplace like Mars. Ah! I know! Give the socialist political regulator class free vacations to Venus (see Cyril Kornbluth, “The Marching Morons”).

[Travis McGee]

Yeah, better than a cell or a gulag.

[Travis McGee]

Shhh!!! What are you doing???
(Forget what she said. Terrible place. Terrible.)

[Zetman]

Cape San Blas, FL. Thirteen mile long peninsula in the north Gulf of Mexico. Thinly populated but with armed patriots, isolated from moochers, with abundant fish and fresh groundwater.

How is the elevation above sea level?? Would it be safe from storm surge if a major CAT 5 hurricane came through - like Andrew?? Or would one need to evacuate in such a scenario?? With my luck, I would move there, the "stuff" would hit the fan, civilization would collapse, and then 2 days after that, the hurricane of century would hit...

[sauropod]

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[Revolting cat!]

Inside Paris Hilton.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

That’s scary .

[Daffynition]

Come over....I'm serving Oreos.