[tomkat]

.. asking Obama to allow Texas to secede from the Union

O M G  

And then .. AND THEN .. they want you to create 'an account' (with all relevant data, surely) to sign the damned thing !

< gasping >              

(just when ya think this CF can't possibly get any more absurd . . .)

[TBP]

Create a phony account. Tell them you’re Osama bin Laden. Hey, he donated to Obama’s re-election campaign.