[King Moonracer]

I need a small thermo nuclear weapon. Any advice? Do Ineed any special permits, or a bass boat to haul it around in?

[BipolarBob]

Stick with a phased plasma rifle . . . something in the 40 watt range.

[MikeSteelBe]

“I need a small thermo nuclear weapon.”

Birdman Weapons Systems has it:

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[shibumi]

"I need a small thermo nuclear weapon. Any advice?"

You should properly address that question to Dinsdale Piranha. (Just keep an eye out for Spiney Norman!)

[Nebr FAL owner]

I recommend the “Davy Crockett” system & a shovel .
The shovel will come in handy since the blast radius is roughly equal to the maximum range of the launcher.