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Shark Reportedly Saves Man Lost at Sea (see funny comment by Mandel)
http://www.takepart.com ^ | September 22, 2012 | Andri Antoniades

Posted on 11/09/2012 7:00:40 AM PST by SgtHooper

"A Kiribati man stranded at sea for 15 weeks says a six-foot shark is responsible for his rescue. Toakai Teitoi is a policeman and father of six from Kiribati, an island nation in the central Pacific Ocean. He and his brother-in-law became lost on a small wooden boat during what was supposed to have been a two-hour sea journey between the islands of Tarawa and Maiana,...

See the comment by Budkis Mandel. Quite funny!


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1 posted on 11/09/2012 7:00:45 AM PST by SgtHooper
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To: SgtHooper

jussstttt sit right back, and you’ll see a tail...a tail of a fateful fish...


2 posted on 11/09/2012 7:09:14 AM PST by RaceBannon (When Chuck Norris goes to bed, he checks under it for Clint Eastwood!)
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To: SgtHooper

At work, no javascript, can’t see comments. What is that funny comment, please?


3 posted on 11/09/2012 7:26:44 AM PST by cport (How can political capital be spent on a bunch of ingrates)
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To: cport

“At work, no javascript, can’t see comments. What is that funny comment, please?”

The reply read:

WOW, Something just like that happened to me too... Only I wasn’t on the water, I was on land, in Tijuana leaving a brothel, with my buddy and we just got a happy ending and picked up an 8 ball. Then we were walking down the street and this dog bit my leg and began dragging me down an alley, my friend saw that the Federales were watching us with binoculars and they came and arrested my friend, I got away because I hid in the alley. The dog definitely knew the police were watching us buy drugs and helped me out, just like the shark helped this guy..yah right.


4 posted on 11/09/2012 7:29:03 AM PST by No Truce With Kings (Ten years on FreeRepublic and counting.)
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To: SgtHooper

Shark smelled dead body...not much mystery here.


5 posted on 11/09/2012 7:43:00 AM PST by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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To: SgtHooper

The shark was under the impression that Toakai was a lawyer. Professional courtesy.


6 posted on 11/09/2012 8:25:07 AM PST by Verginius Rufus
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To: Verginius Rufus
The shark was under the impression that Toakai was a lawyer. Professional courtesy.

We have a winner!

Regards,
GtG

7 posted on 11/09/2012 10:59:19 AM PST by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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To: No Truce With Kings

Ha, that was good. Thanks!


8 posted on 11/09/2012 11:53:37 AM PST by cport (How can political capital be spent on a bunch of ingrates)
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To: cport

The comment is as follows:

“WOW, Something just like that happened to me too... Only I wasn’t on the water, I was on land, in Tijuana leaving a brothel, with my buddy and we just got a happy ending and picked up an 8 ball. Then we were walking down the street and this dog bit my leg and began dragging me down an alley, my friend saw that the Federales were watching us with binoculars and they came and arrested my friend, I got away because I hid in the alley. The dog definitely knew the police were watching us buy drugs and helped me out, just like the shark helped this guy..yah right.”


9 posted on 11/09/2012 1:52:07 PM PST by SgtHooper (The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.)
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